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WE BRITISH ARE WITH AMERICA AND TRUMP AND FREEDOM AND JUSTICE!
12/14/2019 1:25 PM
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DEAR DAIRY: Remember to unload shotgun for Jill. Farmers complaining about dead cows.
12/14/2019 1:39 PM
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12/14/2019 1:48 PM
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"I LIKE YOUR HAIR"

"ME TOO"
12/14/2019 1:53 PM
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Do something with my hair.
12/14/2019 1:54 PM
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Day 1274 with *******. What a jerk. I would leave except I get food. And even that sucks.

Mister pushup buys cheap Purina while his son parks cocaine in rented cars crack pipes.

This family is *ucked up. Could be worse. Could be out in the democrat street with illegals.
12/14/2019 4:20 PM
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Despite the millions, Hunter still owes money. We may have to kill the cat to save money.
12/14/2019 4:24 PM
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It's winter but they leave the door open like they want me to leave. Not sure. Creeping me out.
12/14/2019 4:28 PM
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I suspect the cat knows.
12/14/2019 4:39 PM
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I think they know I know. Oh noes.
12/14/2019 4:41 PM
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I have to leave to get elected President. I'll be gone for a long time.
12/14/2019 4:44 PM
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I'll make my escape to the crazy cat lady across the street this spring. Before he comes back home all pissy.
12/14/2019 4:47 PM
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DEAR DIARY: Memo to Jill...If I lose, shoot the cat. Use the shell I had taped to my hairy leg. It's under the pillow that smells.
12/14/2019 5:54 PM
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Found a shell under the pillow where I hack my hairballs. Suspicious.
12/14/2019 6:09 PM
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DEAR DIARY: Aide informs me cat food is cheap. Shoot the dogs instead. Make it look like an accident.
12/14/2019 6:16 PM
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