January 2, 2022 Jeff Suppan
January 24, 2022 Tim Stoddard
January 28, 2022 Ducky Holmes
February 9, 2022 Heinie Zimmerman
February 22, 2022 J J Putz
February 23, 2022 Elston Howard
February 27, 2022 Ron Hassey
March 20, 2022 Mike Griffin
April 13, 2022 Claude Hendrix
April 22, 2022 Mickey Vernon
June 17, 2022 Pete Browning
July 28, 2022 Vida Blue
August 14, 2022 Joe Horlen
September 29, 2022 Dave Orr
October 13, 2022 Trevor Hoffman
October 21, 2022 Zack Greinke
October 23, 2022 Kazuo Matsui
November 13, 2022 Ascrubal Cabrera
November 18, 2022 Gary Sheffield
November 20, 2022 Greg Holland
December 6, 2022 Tony Lazzeri
December 10, 2022 Gregorio Petit
December 11, 2022 Fred Toney
December 21, 2022 Freddy Sanchez
December 28, 2022 B J Ryan

January 10, 2022-Jose Castillo
January 28, 2022-Ke'Bryan Hayes
March 5, 2022-Sam Thompson
March 15, 2022-Whitey Wietelmann
March 24, 2022-George Sisler
April 9, 2022-David Robertson
April 17, 2022-Cap Anson
April 24, 2022-Chipper Jones
May 30, 2022-Manny Ramirez
June 5, 2022-Jack Chesbro
June 20, 2022-Dickie Thon
June 22, 2022-Carl Hubbell
July 5, 2022-Rich Gossage
July 9, 2022-Jack Powell
July 28, 2022-Vida Blue
July 29, 2022-Mike Adams
August 8, 2022-Jocko Milligan
August 15, 2022-Oliver Perez
August 19, 2022-Estel Crabtree
August 21, 2022-JD Martinez
October 1, 2022-Rod Carew
November 3, 2022-Armando Benitez
November 16, 2022-Julio Lugo
November 22, 2022-Joe Nathan
November 25, 2022-Joe DiMaggio

Thanks, homiealiens!

Here are your 25 calendar dates:

January 14, 2022 Adam Kolarek
January 17, 2022 Darrell Porter
February 1, 2022 Sean Manaea
February 6, 2022 Babe Ruth
February 13, 2022 Jim Brideweser
February 23, 2022 Elston Howard
March 14, 2022 Kirby Puckett
March 23, 2022 Dellin Betances
April 18, 2022 Dennis Rasmussen
April 24, 2022 Chipper Jones
May 14, 2022 Ed Walsh
May 27, 2022 Jeff Bagwell
June 14, 2022 George Myatt
June 25, 2022 Carlos Delgado
July 5, 2022 Goose Gossage
July 13, 2022 DJ LeMahieu
September 3, 2022 Luis Gonzalez
September 25, 2022 Wil Nieves
October 4, 2022 Drew Stubbs
October 13, 2022 Trevor Hoffman
October 25, 2022 Pedro Martinez
November 6, 2022 Walter Johnson
November 10, 2022 Slicker Parks
November 14, 2022 Francisco Lindor
December 30, 2022 Sandy Koufax

They were picked randomly out of 365 possible dates between January 1, 2022 and December 31, 2022.

Timestamp: 2022-04-15 20:14:56 UTC

January 12, 2022 - Bill Madlock
January 13, 2022 - Kevin Mitchell
February 22, 2022 - JJ Putz
March 5, 2022 - Sam Thompson
March 7, 2022 - JR Richard
March 11, 2022 - Rich Hill
April 22, 2022 - Mike Scott
April 30, 2022 - Jeff Reboulet
May 10, 2022 - Edward Mujica
June 7, 2022 - Roger Nelson
June 18, 2022 - Andres Galarraga
June 24, 2022 - Doug Jones
July 20, 2022 - Heinie Manush
July 24, 2022 - Barry Bonds
July 28, 2022 - Vida Blue
August 16, 2022 - Bob Fothergill
August 23, 2022 - George Davis
October 15, 2022 - Jim Palmer
October 24, 2022 - Arthur Rhodes
November 11, 2022 - Pie Traynor
November 26, 2022 - Hugh Duffy
November 27, 2022 - Jimmy Rollins
December 5, 2022 - Gus Mancuso
December 11, 2022 - Fred Toney
December 27, 2022 - Tyler Duffey

February 5, 2022 - Roberto Alomar
February 12, 2022 - Don Wilson
March 26, 2022 - Kevin Seitzer
April 8, 2022 - Lady Baldwin
April 16, 2022 - Paul Waner
May 28, 2022 - Craig Kimbrel
May 29, 2022 - Fred Holdsworth
May 30, 2022 - Manny Ramirez
June 7, 2022 - Thurman Munson
July 1, 2022 - Nelson Cruz
July 2, 2022 - Tim Spehr
July 25, 2022 - Billy Wagner
August 5, 2022 - John Olerud
August 22, 2022 - Carl Yastrzemski
August 28, 2022 - Ron Guidry
September 6, 2022 - Jordan Hicks
September 9, 2022 - Frankie Frisch
September 14, 2022 - Jerry Don Gleaton
September 25, 2022 - Phil Rizzuto
September 30, 2022 - Kenley Jansen
October 3, 2022 - Dennis Eckersley
October 21, 2022 - Zach Greinke
October 30, 2022 - Ed Delahanty
December 13, 2022 - Fritz Coumbe
December 17, 2022 - Taylor Rogers

January 13, 2022 - Kevin Mitchell
January 16, 2022 - Ferdie Schupp
January 17, 2022 - Trevor Bauer
January 31, 2022 - Jackie Robinson
February 12, 2022 - Dom Dimaggio
March 12, 2022 - Denny Lyons
March 18, 2022 - Fernando Rodney
March 25, 2022 - Kirby Yates
April 17, 2022 - Cap Anson
May 3, 2022 - Red Ruffing
May 19, 2022 - Luis Salazar
July 1, 2022 - Roger Connor
July 5, 2022 - Goose Gossage
July 23, 2022 - Nomar
August 1, 2022 - Gregg Jeffries
August 2, 2022 - Huston Street
August 3, 2022 - Harry Heilman
August 4, 2022 - Dolf Luque
August 29, 2022 - Roy Oswalt
September 21, 2022 - Devin Williams
September 28, 2022 - Todd Frohwirth
October 9, 2022 - David Phelps
October 14, 2022 - Harry Brecheen
November 7, 2022 - Bob Hale
December 21, 2022 - Freddy Sanchez

So much for defense...:

January 27, 2022 -- Bill George
February 1, 2022 -- Sean Manea
February 20, 2022 -- Justin Verlander
March 1, 2022 -- Ramon Castro
March 9, 2022 -- Arky Vaughn
March 16, 2022 -- Bill Bernhard
March 21, 2022 -- Shawon Dunston
April 11, 2022 -- Jim Hearn
April 27, 2022 -- Rogers Hornsby
May 9, 2022 -- Tony Gwynn
June 12, 2022 -- Damon Buford
June 13, 2022 -- Drew Smyly
July 5, 2022 -- Rich Gossage
July 7, 2022 -- George Spencer
July 16, 2022 -- Joe Jackson
August 23, 2022 -- George Kell
August 28, 2022 -- Ron Guidry
September 19, 2022 -- Joey Devine
October 15, 2022 -- Bill Henry
October 17, 2022 -- Buck Ewing
October 25, 2022 -- Pedro Martinez
October 26, 2022 -- Snuffy Stirnweiss
November 9, 2022 -- Bob Gibson
November 15, 2022 -- Bill Burgo
November 24, 2022 -- Joe Medwick

Wow, you'd think the randomness gods would've been nicer to me for filling in at the last minute...but no. This is the hot mess they handed me.

January 4 George "Twinkletoes" Selkirk
January 5 "Bad" Bill Dahlen
January 9 Stan "Not Quite the Man" Javier
January 10 Charles "Chick" Stahl
January 17 Trevor ""Maybe the Most Despicable Professional Athlete Since Michael Vick" Bauer
January 20 Brian "Potato Salad" Giles
January 29 Jason "Schmiddy" Schmidt
April 22 Taylor "Probably Some Good Lisp Joke I Can't Think Of" Douthit
April 24 Larry "Chipper" Jones
May 4 Charlie "Piano Legs" Hickman
May 24 Jack "The Giant Killer" Pfiester
June 13 Jonathan "Luc" Lucroy
June 19 Lou "The Iron Horse" Gehrig
June 20 Jim "Not Ed. Or Tom or Frank or Joe For That Matter" Delahanty
July 30 Tom "Pags" Pagnozzi
August 21 John "Moist Earth" Wetteland
September 12 Spurgeon "Spud" Chandler
September 26 "Obi-"Sean Doolittle
October 2 "Everyday" Eddie Guardado
October 11 Dmitri "Da Meat Hook" Young
November 14 Curt "Seriously? Why Did This Team Have to Suck AND Have Two Enormous Jerks On It? "Schilling
November 28 Dave "Vomit On His Sweater Already, Mom's" Righetti
December 15 "F"Art Howe
December 21 Tom "The Terminator" Henke
December 28 BJ "TeeHee" Ryan