In terms of IQ points, how much smarter am I than nfet?

Texas isn't going anywhere.

kermit has a lot of questions he needs answering.

It is close but you win 8-6. Congrats.

Why do Milwaukee sportswriters insist on pretending that Boras would allow Prince Fielder to sign a contract that extends several years into his free agency eligibility?

Whitlock ranks John Elway as the best NFL QB EVAH. Is he on the normal dose of crack or has he doubled it?

Did you watch the carp summit?

They're delusional.

That's a definite overdose. Call the paramedics!!

I did not.

do you think this pickle can get more fans than nickleback?

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1234972974#!/pages/Can-this-pickle-get-more-fans-than-Nickleback/282013353726?ref=nf

Why did erffdogg quit Minor Leagues?

should i be concerned that jdubs has figured out who i am?

Which is more likely; Blue Jays win the AL East in 2010, or mitchrapp becomes an in demand porn star?

Does Death not realize I have acquired that goal already?

Does mitch realize I'm implying hetero?

My wife says I'm hetero, that's good enough for me -- true?

would you say all of the following are truths?


Man who run in

Front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind

Car get exhausted.

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Man with one

Chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch butt

Should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many

Prunes get good run for money.

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War does not

Determine who is right, war determine who is

.

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Wife who put

Husband in doghouse soon find him in

Cathouse.

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Man who drive like

Hell, bound to get there..

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Man who live in

Glass house should change clothes in

Basement.

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Man who fish in

Other man's well often catch crabs.

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Crowded elevator

Smell different to midget.

Sure.

He didn't like you.

No.

Neither.

No.

No.

No.

Yes.