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wylie715
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shouldn't every team give Pavano lots of money not to pitch for them?  Also, where can I get a job like that?

11/22/2010 12:53 PM
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He does his best not pitching in big markets.  Since the fan base of the Brewers is double digits, he might be OK there.

I know the Yankees should.   If you were at work when you posted at 12:53, you were getting paid for doing nothing.
11/22/2010 2:36 PM
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deathinahole
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I just fixed the toilet at work from running on, and got blue **** all over my hands. Is it cancerous?
11/22/2010 4:04 PM
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Couldn't care less.  I'm not sure who the third one is/was.   I'm pretty sure Walker won one.

I would suggest flushing the toilet before repairing.   Getting **** on your hands is bad enough.   Blue **** seems scary.   If I had saw a blue turd floating around, I wouldn't have fixed the toilet.
11/22/2010 4:08 PM
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MikeT23
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Probably.
11/22/2010 4:12 PM
deathinahole
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Should I have specified "****" in the metaphoric sense rather than the literal sense?
Should I kick Mr Tidy Bowl's *** for staining me permanently?
11/22/2010 4:13 PM
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I think you're cleaning alien toilets.  Don't worry, now you'll have a nickname just like you always wanted.  Ol' shithands.
11/22/2010 4:26 PM
wylie715
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aren't all canucks aliens?
11/22/2010 5:19 PM
MikeT23
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Only when they cross the border.
11/22/2010 5:22 PM
Braziman
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Hm, so if people are only aliens after they cross the border, then who are the aliens dropping blue **** in DIAH's toilets?

And if it's Americans, shouldn't they be dropping red, white and blue ****?

11/22/2010 5:28 PM
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Braziman
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Well, Mike started digging in Boise and now we have a view of the Great Wall of China, so is that a new low or a new high?
11/22/2010 5:51 PM
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