Jails are probably more resistant to earthquakes than other structures.

I'm actually in a one storey building 50 kms north of TO, so even those that felt it thought it was someone banging a wall.

Why does my fellow Canuck cut me to the quick?

Should Mike hire writers to guarantee a higher quality of questions?

Was the earthquake really Braz's knees creaking when he tried to get up out of the rocker?

I've heard some stories of Canadians eating their young, do you think that's true?

Does the fact that the epicentre was in Ottawa make my 2:44pm post ignorant, given that I'm the same distance away as Toronto?

Posted by deathinahole on 6/23/2010 3:02:00 PM (view original):
Was the earthquake really Braz's knees creaking when he tried to get up out of the rocker?

Why was deathinahole in a position to hear my knees creak?

He's unsure that you're a canuck.

Sure, it's better than the 6th floor.  
Nah, no need to bother, he's in jail.  Not much he can do.
Please see previous answer.

It wouldn't hurt.

There's no reason for Braz to get out of the rocker. He's got a remote, a bedpan and a case of Geritol on hand.

You're assuming that canucks actually breed.  They don't.   Other countries spay/neuter their stupid and send them to Canada.

Your posts are always ignortant.  I didn't notice the difference.

Please see the earlier comments Ref: Landon Donovan

 

apollo7 = son of ArlenWilliam?

I don't know.  I blocked him a couple of days ago.  All hail WifS for the block feature!!!

Hi MikeT.  I'm not around a typical HBD Forum poster, but since I have recently started playing something other than GD on this site, I have come here looking for some tips to become not such an HBD noob.  I have found that some of the threads on  the HBD Side are downright hilarious. This isn't necessarily one of them. But since you seem to be the guy with the answers, can you recommend me to a thread on this site, or possibly anywhere on the Internet, that could make me laugh as hard as Lefty 2B did?

Posted by deathinahole on 6/23/2010 10:03:00 AM (view original):
My wife and girlfriend want me at lunch, but I have skidmarks and no spare pair of gotchies. What should I do?

This is a slanderous lie.  I have never been in or anywhere near DIAH's shitstained underwear!!!  Should I sue, or is it a waste of time to sue a canuck, since I don't really need a well screwed moose?

Probably not.   That was one of the funniest threads I've seen around here.  I don't frequent any other forums. 

Waste of time.   Other than worn out moose poon, dirty underwear and all the maple syrup you can drink, canucks don't have much.

If he wants to see another funny thread, shouldn't polabonez read the juggalosteve thread?