Goddam random results! Start with taking two similar players with 50-60 AB and hugely different results. Ask how the hell such a thing could happen. Then pick a single game where some AAA-quality SP shut you down. Proclaim that such a thing shouldn't be possible. Finally point to Franchise Ranking and ask how a team that's 3 full points lower than your can have a .157 better winning percentage. At this point, start a retirement thread complaining about how you're leaving HBD because the game just doesn't make sense.