I am. You're miles and miles away.

Coke or Pepsi?

Coke or Meth?

Pepsi. If you have to have one.

Coke. If you have to have one.

should i go to mcdonalds and get some hash browns?

Was I wrong to play 5 players against a shorthanded team of 5 & 6 years old that only had 3 players for the entire dek hockey game?

Thunderstorms in New York in mid-November? Why?

When are the Chinese going to dump all of our debt on the secondary market to de-value the U.S. Dollar?

How do I get better as an owner in HBD (my teams always underachieve)?

No. Fast food should be a last option.

No. Kids gotta learn the hard lessons in life. But I hope you substituted freely and let the usual benchwarmers get some extra ice time.

I'm not a weatherman. But Al Gore says it's because of global warming.

Never. They need us to buy their crappy goods.

I'm guessing it's less about underachieving teams and more about you building turds. Figure out what you're lacking on your teams(check league averages) then look at the teams that do well in that particular category. What do they have that you don't? Get some.

When will Major League Baseball admit that cheating occurred in the 50's in the unsavory relationship between Arnold Johnson the KC owner/hold of the lease on Yankee stadium and the darn Yankees and forfeit the Yankee pennants to the Indians, White Sox, and to Baltimore in 1960 to make the world right?

Will the Cubs sacrifice a goat or Steve Bartman to remove the curse?

How many one and done owners does it take to permanently cripple a team?

Never. I don't think it's cheating as much as it is one guy wanting money and another team wanting wins.

Didn't someone hang a goat's head on Harry Caray's statue last year? Killing goats or Bartman won't fix their problems.

A team cannot be permanently crippled. So badly wounded that it may take 5-6 seasons to fix but never permanently crippled.

Will Bud Selig appoint himself to the Hall of Fame?

how much money did i win playing poker last night?

how much did i drink?

will Pete Rose get in the hall
a. before he dies
b. after he dies
c. never
?