You're old.

On that point, a dude in my office that's my age had a heart attack over the weekend. Is this the sign of my impending doom?

I'm surprised you've made it this long.   I'd recommend doing some casket-shopping this weekend.

If death is in a hole, doesn't just a little dirt on top of him kinda finish him?

I wonder why no one has tried to do that.   The hole must not be big enough.

Posted by MikeT23 on 1/6/2011 6:56:00 AM (view original):

Even Jordan couldn't score when Pippen threw the ball in the stands.

Perhaps.

I'm pretty sure dudes watching Wheel of Fortune have other things to worry over.

Barry Melrose.

http://www.whatifsports.com/forums/Posts.aspx?TopicID=421442&Page=1

Thank you very much....

Is there anyone wiser than you about HBD?

Probably.  But he's a lot quieter so, therefore, he's useless.

How has this thread made it this long?

Posted by deathinahole on 1/5/2011 7:53:00 PM (view original):
Is this what Braz asked before putting it through the "modern lingo" translator;
The chances of my being your George Mikan are about the same as your being my Enrico Caruso?

Did death mean to type Enrico Polazzo?

People keep asking questions.  I answer them.

I'd be lying if I said I knew who either Enrico is/was.   But I do know Uncle Rico.

I have problems waking up several times at night to urinate. I don't drink anything past 8pm and am too young to have prostate issues. What do I do?

Do you think the simple act of putting a rubber band on the wiener, where the shaft meets the scrote, would solve radkisons problem?

Just go back to sleep.  Unless you're a bed-wetter.   Then buy some diapers.

No.  But, as a child, I helped castrate some bulls.   It's not messy like you'd think.   It was a simple act of getting the bull to stand still long enough to open this 4-pronged device that would spread a tiny *** rubberband wide enough to get around his balls.   The rubberband would cut the blood flow and the balls would eventually drop off.   You'd think that would hurt like a M'Fer but the bulls would squirm one time and jog off into the fields.