Have you ever stepped on the gas and burned your ***?

I've blown out some gas and stained my ***.

How long do I have to wait to call up my minor league stud to give him an extra salary controlled season?

I'd recommend waiting 7 full seasons or referring to any of the 376 threads dedicated to the matter.

What is the rule on a new coach using the advanced management thing where you can bring up a bunch of guys at once?

3 complete seasons.   A dumb "rule" from WifS.  If you want to play a sucky game, change your setting back to Basic Mode.    If getting screwed out of your best players by vulture veterans doesn't turn you away from the game, the ridiculous amount of time it takes to makes roster moves will.

Who wins the NC game tonight and why?

Oregon.   They're more creative on offense and have had 5 weeks to add more wrinkles.   Auburn is Cam Newton.   If you can stop him, they can be beat.  With 5 weeks to prepare for him, Oregon should be able to contain him.

What are your thoughts on the Raiders letting their awesome CB with the eyechart name go to FA?

I know CBs have about the shortest shelf life of any NFL player, but he can't have lost a step already, can he??

Should I buy a 3D tv or wait?

When are you having lunch?  Because I want to buy McDonalds options.

why is there an imposter miket?

which one of the many MikeT23 detractors is miket33?  sould we start a pool?

I think it's pretty stupid. 
He may have but he's still really good.

Wait.  They'll be so much cheaper in 3 months.

I know you.  You're the goddam retard who keeps getting banned.   It's amazing that you're so friggin' stupid that you can't post in a forum without getting your username banned for life.  What a miserable life you must live.

He wants to be me because his lonely life sucks so bad.

That is not a question.