Number one is this...

http://www.datepad.com/pad/miket23/

with this picture...



Why the strained face (especially for a dating website)?

I'm pretty sure I should be concerned that you're googling me.    Restraining order requested!!!

I was cranking one out. 

Out of which end?

Why does everyone call you fat when they insult you? I would have though that there a million things they could say about you before that?

Both. At the same time.  I'm talented.

Beats me.   You met me so you'd know.   Set the record straight.  I can think of a dozen things before "fat".   A million things seems a bit much.   I'm not interesting enough to have a million things.   Which, of course, being bland would be one of the insults I'd use before "fat" if I wanted to insult myself.

Are you fat?

In the real world, only one person has ever called me fat.   I killed and ate them.  In one sitting.  

Posted by tropicana on 1/12/2011 3:35:00 PM (view original):
Why does everyone call you fat when they insult you? I would have though that there a million things they could say about you before that?

Wouldn't you think Mike would have memorized Cyrano De Bergerac's speech about insulting his nose for such occasions?

That's another thing.  I'm old so I don't remember anything.   Old can't be disputed. 

Posted by MikeT23 on 1/12/2011 3:49:00 PM (view original):
Both. At the same time.  I'm talented.

Beats me.   You met me so you'd know.   Set the record straight.  I can think of a dozen things before "fat".   A million things seems a bit much.   I'm not interesting enough to have a million things.   Which, of course, being bland would be one of the insults I'd use before "fat" if I wanted to insult myself.

Isn't it true that I can't really defend you in this thread?  Isn't it hard to defend someone while asking only questions?

Posted by tropicana on 1/12/2011 5:24:00 PM (view original):

Posted by MikeT23 on 1/12/2011 3:49:00 PM (view original):
Both. At the same time.  I'm talented.

Beats me.   You met me so you'd know.   Set the record straight.  I can think of a dozen things before "fat".   A million things seems a bit much.   I'm not interesting enough to have a million things.   Which, of course, being bland would be one of the insults I'd use before "fat" if I wanted to insult myself.

Isn't it true that I can't really defend you in this thread?  Isn't it hard to defend someone while asking only questions?

Didn't Socrates used to tie his opponents in knots just asking them questions? Isn't that the "Socratic method"?

I'm not asking to be defended.    You could creatively confirm/deny my level of fatness.   Such as "If I said "you're so fat, your cellulite has cellulite, would I be lying?".

You're older than me if you swapped stories with Socrates.

Older or gayer?

Posted by Braziman on 1/12/2011 6:17:00 PM (view original):
Older or gayer?

You'd be gayer if you swapped something ELSE with Socrates...

Hey Mike, if I said you were so fat that your cellulite has cellulite, would I be lying?