If my team is 8th in the majors in OPS but 23rd in runs scored, what does that indicate?

Yes, yes, it does.

Not yet but they're pushing it. No, "canuck" and "good work" cannot be used in the same sentence.

I don't think you'd celebrate if you whipped a 9 year old in armwrestling. Same thing.

I caught the "Rehabing with Bo" classified ad a bit late. Would have I been considered had I applied for membership to the World?

You'd have been awarded a team. Phase I is getting active owners who want to stay in the world. I'll worry about experience and success levels at a later date. You could be waitlisted and given priority treatment for next season.

Why did you skip the last two questions at the bottom of page 20?

I missed them.

From page 20:

I'd feel comfortable knowing that death is not allowed to leave Canada per his probation terms.

My initial guess, if I were to assume you're doing something wrong, is that you steal/hit and run too much and run yourself out of innings with aggressive baserunning settings or that you strikeout too much. If I assume you're not a moron, which is not off the table, it could just be random outcomes based on small sample size.

We're 35 games in.. is that a small enough sample size to give me the benefit of the doubt on the moron issue?