It really is mostly likely that this is a very unimpressive video where we see Uncle Al make a throw to 1B, but obviously not doing anything close to what he described. Then he will say "look how easy it is!" And we will say, "that is not what you described, it is a slow, multi-step, awkward video of someone who thinks it is OK to have a -handed throwing second baseman."
There won't be any Exorcist throw, or ninja star throw...just a very unimpressive video that proves what we all already knew.
That said...I'm still really excited to see it. Move your a$$, unc.