ASK THE MIKET23 THREAD, PT. 6 Topic

Braziman
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Why didn't you suggest that he reformat the server?
2/16/2011 4:09 PM
MikeT23
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That's not really as fun as "Be less of a nerd".
2/16/2011 4:10 PM
deathinahole
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One night stand scenario - Jessica Rabbit or Candy-O?
2/17/2011 12:41 PM
MikeT23
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I'll assume this is the Candy-O you're referring to:



If I'm correct, I think the answer is obvious.
2/17/2011 1:34 PM
deathinahole
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Is she bad, or just drawn that way?
2/17/2011 3:20 PM
tecwrg
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Why did they cancel the leper hockey game?
2/17/2011 3:41 PM
MikeT23
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See-thru body stocking = bad.  In a good way.

I'll assume this is some lame joke about body parts falling off.
2/17/2011 5:15 PM
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have you heard this joke about Canadians?

There are two Canadians playing twenty questions.  Canadian #1 trhinks of the word "moosecock".  Canadian #2's first question is "Can you eat it?"
Canadian #1 says "I guess you can eat it"  Canadian #2 says "Is it moosecock?"
2/18/2011 12:43 AM
tecwrg
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You didn't know that the correct answer is "There were concerns that there could be a face-off in the corner"?

Why did they cancel the leper football game?
2/18/2011 5:59 AM
RoyalOkie
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Should I be ashamed to know that they cancelled the Leper football game because there was a handoff at the 50 yard line?  Oh, and the 35 yard line...and again at the....
2/18/2011 7:35 AM
MikeT23
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I had not but I don't think that's a joke.   It's just a way of life in Canuckada.

I did not.
Because there was a hand off at the 50 yard line.  And the 35 yard line.  And the.....

Yeah, you probably should.
2/18/2011 8:31 AM
tecwrg
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Aren't leper jokes fun?
2/18/2011 9:20 AM
MikeT23
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Not so much.
2/18/2011 9:22 AM
tecwrg
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What do you call a one-legged woman, propped up against a wall?

2/18/2011 9:26 AM
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Eileen.
2/18/2011 9:35 AM
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