mandatory voting. felons included. all elections on Presidents Day. transportation holiday -- all roads hubs ports stations sidewalks closed. stay home, do your duty. the ol ladies down at the precinct reward you as you come out the booth with a shot, a hit, a blowy, or a blessing -- your choice. no vote by mail, no vote by machine, no vote by phone card drippy dick or extra sensory rejection. be there. make your mark. say what you want