ASK THE MIKET23 THREAD, PT. 6 Topic

I don't understand the purpose of shoving $51.22 in cash(and change) up the vagina.   If you're smuggling drugs, you're smuggling drugs.   But currency is not illegal. 
3/22/2011 3:51 PM
You've never been to Scranton? 
3/22/2011 3:59 PM
No.  And if I'll be forced to carry change in a body orifice in order to gain admittance, I never will.
3/22/2011 4:07 PM
refresh my memory ..... If your own player is asking $17.2m over 4 years ( $4.3m ), will he accept $17.2 over 5 years ( $3.44) ? Thanks 
3/22/2011 4:27 PM
No, you have to meet his yearly and total requirements.   He'd accept 3/17.2m but not 5/17.2m.
3/22/2011 4:33 PM
What has more value: the extra base to the offense, or the out to the defense?
3/22/2011 6:15 PM
Depends on the team.  An offensively stacked team will have no qualms about taking an out as they know they'll create more opportunities.    A pitching-challenged team needs outs so they will value the out.
3/22/2011 6:25 PM
should i be congratulating you this morning?
3/23/2011 7:34 AM
I think you should.
3/23/2011 8:17 AM
congrats! when am i gonna win another one?
3/23/2011 8:19 AM
Thanks.   Late 2011 or early 2012.
3/23/2011 8:23 AM
so obviously that means i'll have to turn control of my teams over to you, since i suck?
3/23/2011 8:28 AM
I'm going with the "blind squirrel" finding a nut theory.
3/23/2011 8:38 AM
Will I ever win a WS?
3/23/2011 8:39 AM
No.  The dumb squirrel never finds a nut.
3/23/2011 8:53 AM
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