Quote: Originally Posted By MikeT23 on 1/05/2010I did about Penn State. They played in mud. That suited the style of fatass Midwesterners. They were at home like pigs in slop. I picked Ohio State. Oregon is a Pac10 team. The Pac10 is soft.

Are you aware that Pennsylvania is in the Northeast, not the Midwest?

They play in the Big 10. Thus they morphed into fatass Midwesterners. Duh.

Since most of what made America great is based in the Midwest how can you spout your regional hatred?

A Milwaukee-area mall has banned teens after 3pm on Fridays and Saturdays unless they have adult supervision. Your thoughts?

Do you think most of these questions are stupid?

Long time "ask the miket23 thread" reader, first time asker.

Is swamp referring to dairy farms and corn?

If so, is that what made America great?

I believe America was made great by the coasts. Midwesterners just make cheese and fart.

The Milwaukee-area mall has probably experienced the problems brought on by bored teens who just want to "hang out". A mall's job is to sell stuff. If teens aren't buying anything, they have no social obligation to babysit them.

It's about 50/50.

I'm not sure what swamphawk refers to. But, for the most part, your points(including cheese) are the Midwest's contribution to America.

Which, if any, of the playoff teams could lose their starting QB and still win the Super Bowl?

You'd have to go with the team whose success is least tied to it's QB. I'd say Jets(even though I don't think they win with/without the Sanchize).

Will Syracuse be the 12th team in the Big Ten?

I haven't really been paying attention to that but I thought Rutgers was the team they wanted(after ND, of course).

Is kermit lost in time as the Mall of America banned unsupervised kids after 5pm long ago?

He's from the Midwest. That means he's wearing a mullet and rocking to Vanilla Ice.

If you were a high school football coach what kind of offense would you run?

Since I wouldn't trust teenagers to protect the ball, I'd try some run options. But, if they were unable to pitch the ball, we'd do a lot more running than optioning.

You should punch yourself in the nuts for even watching a movie called Mallrats.