Cresten and Swamphawk’s Shtickless Thread Topic

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Wow...not been keeping up here.

Got a little local Top chef feud. My friend, who is his family's chief cook, called me out.

I am cooking my Lasagna with white clam sauce.

Battle is this saturday...will update.
8/18/2010 3:03 PM
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Battle delayed. My opponent is having some personal issues.

Will update.
8/21/2010 4:21 PM
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I have not had an omelette since the recall.

I miss them.
8/24/2010 1:08 AM
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Soaked some red beans overnight, but I wasnt sure what to do with them.

Made rice of course and got the beans cooking. I had a package of Bob Evans pork sausage. Fried it up with some jalapenos and dumped it in the beans.

served over rice...not bad, but nothing they are going to name after me either.
8/27/2010 1:06 AM
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I'm guessing if they name something after you it'll be some kind of heart condition or surgery.  Or that move where they knock down a wall of your house and use a forklift to get your dead bloated body out of there.
8/27/2010 3:39 PM
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So we have moved to the point in Ameirca where you are skinny or they need to knock down a wall?

I am fat, and I admit it. If you saw me on a monday I guarantee I would not be the fatest person you saw by Friday, unless you live in LA.

This is the attitude that Michelle Obama is spreading with her vendetta against fat kids.
9/5/2010 4:39 AM (edited)
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Had not been to the Big Boys breakfast buffet in a while. Still top flight.
9/5/2010 4:40 AM
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Since the passing of my Grandmother I have tried making some of the things I could count on her to make, with less than desired results.

Tried Kapusta today.

Was a little sour, and the meat didnt seem to pick up and flavor from the cabbage. Also over salted. I didnt put any potatos in so I think the salt had no where to go.
9/12/2010 6:50 PM
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Posted by swamphawk22 on 9/5/2010 4:39:00 AM (view original):
So we have moved to the point in Ameirca where you are skinny or they need to knock down a wall?

I am fat, and I admit it. If you saw me on a monday I guarantee I would not be the fatest person you saw by Friday, unless you live in LA.

This is the attitude that Michelle Obama is spreading with her vendetta against fat kids.
Tough love.  It's obvious their parents don't give a ****.
9/14/2010 3:04 PM
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Kids get fat independent of their parents desires. My mom and Grandparents were always fighting to get me to diet.

I find it hard to believe that fat kids is the greatest problem facing America today.

Off drugs, social drinking and smart. After that we can work on dropping a few pounds!
9/15/2010 9:56 AM
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Posted by hugenuge42 on 8/27/2010 3:39:00 PM (view original):
I'm guessing if they name something after you it'll be some kind of heart condition or surgery.  Or that move where they knock down a wall of your house and use a forklift to get your dead bloated body out of there.
whoa. 
9/15/2010 11:56 PM
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Seems just a wee bit harsh doesnt it?
9/16/2010 3:20 AM
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Posted by swamphawk22 on 9/15/2010 9:56:00 AM (view original):
Kids get fat independent of their parents desires. My mom and Grandparents were always fighting to get me to diet.

I find it hard to believe that fat kids is the greatest problem facing America today.

Off drugs, social drinking and smart. After that we can work on dropping a few pounds!
The Army seems to think its a big problem too .....

-- More than a quarter of young adults are unable to meet physical requirements to join the military, creating a potential threat to national security, a group of retired armed forces leaders said Tuesday.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/04/20/military.fat.fight/index.html
9/16/2010 3:45 AM
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The government lowered standards for inteligence to maintain troop levels, and also lowered standrds on criminal history.

I would rather have a good and smart chubby kid then a sleazy stupid addonis defending America!
9/17/2010 4:53 PM
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Posted by swamphawk22 on 9/17/2010 4:53:00 PM (view original):
The government lowered standards for inteligence to maintain troop levels, and also lowered standrds on criminal history.

I would rather have a good and smart chubby kid then a sleazy stupid addonis defending America!
Really? Would you like to think that over and try again?
9/18/2010 12:49 PM
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