Because you're a known 'tard.

I haven't looked at it yet. So I am neither.

No, he's a slug. If you use him as mop-up, I'd still think you're tanking.

If I could ask questions, I'd say "Why the F would you want to do that?" but, since I'm the answer guy, I'd say it really depends on her situation. If you're a better option, pretty good. But, in all likelihood, she'll still be looking for better options. Which leads back to my question I can't ask.

would Mike say maybe you were both dreaming?

Or would Mike attribute it to drinking too much at your 20-year reunion?

I'd say ADMIN will delete your post for language. But, to answer your question, I'd say there are a lot of fish in the sea. And most of 'em aren't toting nearly as much baggage. Keep fishin'. Edit: I'd also say "Stay away from your computer if you're going to post something you don't want to be seen at a later date." Saves you from going back and deleting.

No, I wouldn't say that.

I may. But, at some point, he's probably sobered up and still thinks the same way.

why can't pete (erff) find a broad who's single, instead of married ones?

ABBA in the rock N roll HOF? Is making a song that 15 year old girls request at every dance for 30 years all it takes to get in?

He's probably an ugly fellow with bad hygiene.

ABBA was a "feel good" group. The tunes were catchy and they were rather popular at the time. I honestly think they've stood the test of time if they're still being requested 30 years later. I assume you're speaking of "Dancing Queen" because it's the only song that comes to mind.

With the death of He Pingping, world's shortest man, where does bosoxbill now rank on that list?

There's a show on Animal Planet called Pit Boss. Two of the midgets are really short so I think bosux is now #3.

Why did erff delete his question about his ex-girlfriend?

a. He was drunk when he posted it and didn't realize that he was actually asking MikeT for relationship advice

b. He didn't want her husband to see it

c. He didn't want her to see it

d. He didn't want her kids to see it

e. He woke up next to someone else's wife after 20 tequila shooters at his high school reunion and soberly realized what 20 years and three kids does to an ex-flame

F. All of the above

how about

g: he's an idiot?

That goes without saying.

Don't we like to hear it anyway?