I'm beginning to think that uncleal has no actual role with this team. He's like the mongoloid kid who hangs around and everyone pretends that he's the team's inspiration.
Uncleal: Coach, I want to use your camera to shoot videotape of me turning double plays.
Coach: Oh, that would be just fine, son. And after that we'll have cotton candy. You sure look sharp in that letterman's jacket we gave you.
Hell, I wonder if the coach even used a real camera. He might have just held up a cereal box and made a "whirrrrrr" sound and told uncleal he was "filming."
Uncleal: Coach, did you remember to bring my video today?
Coach: Ooops ... forgot it again ... I promise I'll remember it soon, kid.