ASK THE MIKET23 THREAD, PT. 6 Topic

eeyore1959
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Isn't Don Cherry smarter than over 75% of American politicians (and 90% of ESPN anchors)?
5/27/2011 5:14 AM
MikeT23
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Always.

No idea.  He talks hookey, eh.
5/27/2011 7:46 AM
deathinahole
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Who do you like for the Memorial Cup; Kootenay, Mississauga or Saint John?
5/27/2011 7:57 AM
tecwrg
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I found the following email in my inbox at work this morning:

My name is Captain Matthew Stamford of the US Marine corps (special Forces) stationed in Pakistan,
I found some money ($2,000,000.00) after the death of OBL I need someone to help me move it to a safer place,
please have it in mind that there is no danger involved. You may contact me on (email address withheld by me) so that I can provide you with details

While I appreciate the offer, I'm wondering why Captain Stamford has chosen me out of over 300 million Americans to help him.  Should I feel honored?
5/27/2011 8:29 AM
MikeT23
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Kootenay because, if you're drunk, it sounds kinda dirty.  "See that chick?  I'd love to get my lips on her kootenay.  If you know what I mean."

You seem like an honest fellow.   Capt. Stamford could probably sense it.
5/27/2011 8:34 AM
coldfoot
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ian kennedy .. breakout season?

5/28/2011 7:00 PM
MikeT23
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No idea.   Not even sure who he's with.
5/28/2011 8:22 PM
deathinahole
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Watching North by Northwest, and Cary Grant is making out with Eve Marie Saint.

Why didn't a 50something year old man making out with a 20something year old woman have the same creep factor then as it does now?
5/28/2011 11:14 PM
MikeT23
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It creeps you out because you have daughters that age.  For someone like me(in your age group), it's "OH YEAH, SCORE!!!!"

5/29/2011 5:25 AM
MikeT23
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That is not a question and it seems to reek of poor grammar.
5/29/2011 6:42 AM
kcden
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Based on injuries, playoff rosters and lack of organizational depth in year one, I am stuck putting one of these guys at 3B and one at 2B (normally Bolick is my 3B and Duensing is my RF).
Who plays 2B and who plays 3B?
Vitas Bolick
Jacob Duensing
5/30/2011 2:27 PM
MikeT23
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That's like asking "Would you prefer a punch in the face or a kick in the sack?"   Bolick at 2B based on glove.  Despite having the range of a silkworm, he'll still get more opportunities.
5/30/2011 2:41 PM
kcden
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Posted by MikeT23 on 5/30/2011 2:41:00 PM (view original):
That's like asking "Would you prefer a punch in the face or a kick in the sack?"   Bolick at 2B based on glove.  Despite having the range of a silkworm, he'll still get more opportunities.
Do 2B actually get more opportunities than 3B?  I moved my crappy 3B (RF by fielding talent), who was making a lot of (-) plays and errors to 2B in Cooperstown and he has made roughly half as many (-) plays/errors in more 2B games, thus far. 
5/30/2011 2:49 PM
MikeT23
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League leaders in Coop.  Last column is RF.
3B
1 Aubrey Purcell (HEL) 3B 89 89 11 0 795.0 74 259 8 32 .977 3.77
2 Alfredo Scanlan (TOR) 3B 91 91 5 0 736.1 76 223 8 19 .974 3.65
3 Sam McMillan (NOR) 3B 91 91 16 1 805.2 83 241 14 18 .959 3.62
4 Esteban Rivera (LOU) 3B 89 88 12 1 723.0 82 207 3 15 .990 3.60
5 Trent Barber (KC) 3B 91 91 9 0 745.2 80 216 3 14 .990 3.57


2B
1 Corban Dirks (CHR) 2B 81 72 6 0 647.2 169 234 5 49 .988 5.60
2 Marc Henderson (TOL) 2B 53 53 6 0 437.1 101 164 5 36 .981 5.45
3 Lee Wagner (SYR) 2B 91 91 5 0 821.0 188 303 11 71 .978 5.38
4 Giomar Colome (PIT) 2B 91 91 21 0 802.1 206 266 3 53 .994 5.29
5 Albert Perez (ATL) 2B 91 91 2 0 818.0 182 296 13 58 .974 5.26
5/30/2011 2:53 PM
Arfy
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I don't understand what range factor is?  Can you explain it?
5/30/2011 5:05 PM
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