Most pranks have already been done.

Do you miss me not being in MG?

Someone was ******** about people signing fielding instructors as bench coaches, is it my duty to fill my open bench coach position with a fielding instructor?

Could switching someone's position midseason potentially make them play worse if their makeup is poor?

If a nooB has a y playing second, is it commom courtesy to shoot him a TC or is it better alone?

I think it would be fair to say the MG would be better if you were still in it, not using a training camp pitcher on your BL team and then defending your 'tarded up decision in world chat when I was giving you every opportunity to STFU and save your spot in the world.

I think it is.

No.

Yes.

Kenseth changes crew chiefs again.. doesn't it become counterproductive at some point?

Yes. Supposedly the crew chief has to understand what to do, and how much of it to do, when the driver says "I'm loose going in turn 3 and tight coming out of turn 2." If they tweak if too much, you'll get a Junior-esque "Now it's the worst car I've ever driven. I can't win!!!" Maybe Kenseth can't communicate what he needs. Fatass midwesterner.

Is it okay that all I read was, "I think it would be fair to say the MG would be better if you were still in it"?

It would probably indicate that you still don't get why you're NOT in MG.

I know why, but you still miss me, yes?

does mitch want to hook up with you?

No, I don't miss you. I just wasn't thrilled about telling you it was time to go.

Would downhill/slalom skiing get more viewers if they used tetherball poles instead of large pixie-sticks for the gates?

No idea. But I bet the race would take much longer.