It's hookey, eh.  I ignored it.

how's mike today?

I lost in all 4 worlds on the AM cycle.   I've had better starts to my HBD day.   But, beyond that, awesome like always.

would it surprise you that i'd like to be awesome like you?

It would surprise me if you DIDN'T want to be awesome like me.

Since hookey players don't have teeth, it has to be take-out blocks in baseball, eh.

have you seen the show wwe tough enough?

Maybe 5 minutes.   They were on an obstacle course with Stone Cold Steve Austin.   It didn't hold my attention.

to me, the best part of the show is at the end when stone cold has to pick his bottom 3, usually eliminating one. he gets in their faces and tells em how much they suck. did you ever consider a career in the 'sports entertainment' industry? or do you think you could have been successful as a pro wrestler if you chose to pursue that years ago?

I did not.   I can talk **** and have no problem with steroids but it seems like if you weren't kissing the right person's ***, you were banished to wrestling in the old grocery store in Peedunk, PA for $200 a night. 

Would you get a rush out of an old lady hitting you with a purse?

I already pay for that sort of thing if you know what I mean.

I saw an ad in a business magazine for cuff links made from historic baseball stadium seats, from parks such as Ebbets Field, the Polo Grounds, Shibe Park, etc. $150/pair for "regular" stadiums (Milwaukee, Atlanta, Baltimore), over $200 for Ebbets, Polo Grounds, Fenway.

Who would buy such a thing?

First, someone who wears cuff links.  Second, someone who has more money than sense.  I can't see the point of plastic cuff links.  If I had a reason to wear cuff links, bought a pair and showed some friends, they'd say "Dude, you're wearing plastic cuff links.   Are times that hard?  Do you need a loan?"