ASK THE MIKET23 THREAD, PT. 6 Topic

deathinahole
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Did you know that my wife used to work with a woman who, in her past "life", worked as a stripper and always started off with a Catholic girl uniform? She was around 4 foot 10.
8/3/2011 12:49 PM
deathinahole
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Did you also know, that this workplace was also not a strip bar? Important to state that, on behalf of my well adjusted wife.
8/3/2011 12:50 PM
MikeT23
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Your wife has never mentioned it to me.  She mostly just moans and yells "THIS IS SO MUCH  BETTER THAN MY SMELLY HUSBAND!!!"

Odd.  I thought I met your wife at a strip bar. 
8/3/2011 1:00 PM
deathinahole
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BULLSHIT. What would you compare yourself to, a jelly roll or a 280 pound ameoba? There are only those 2 options, fathead.
8/3/2011 1:09 PM
MikeT23
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There are always more options.   However, I do understand that YOU think those are the only options as you live in Canada.

You know I have you blocked. 
8/3/2011 1:24 PM
MikeT23
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Still blocked, dumbass.

8/3/2011 1:55 PM
tecwrg
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Is this where "donut holes" come from?
8/3/2011 2:26 PM
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kermit
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How's Raiders camp going?
8/4/2011 12:45 PM
MikeT23
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Zach Miller decided he'd rather play for Seattle than be the highest paid TE in the NFL for the Raiders.  I think that speaks volumes.   SEATTLE!!!! 
8/4/2011 1:20 PM
eeyore1959
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Monkeyball 7 World Championship is this Saturday. How does Las Vegas have as the favorite?
8/4/2011 3:32 PM
MikeT23
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This guy:

8/4/2011 6:31 PM
tecwrg
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If you saw an Apple store get robbed, would that make you an iWitness?
8/5/2011 8:19 AM
MikeT23
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If someone steals an apple, they're probably just hungry.  I'd steal a steak if I was hungry.
8/5/2011 8:30 AM
deathinahole
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Have you been driving the little car in the insurance advertising banner with your mouse?
8/5/2011 2:56 PM
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