Posted by yoijames on 3/6/2011 1:57:00 PM (view original):
u guys are all gay who the f**k cares about star wars. this entire thread is just really retarded
Wow. You managed to disparage gays, the handicapped and sci fans all in the course of two (sort ot) sentences. That's impressive.
3/6/2011 3:57 PM
Even the trolls are providing comic relief in this thread. Bravo!
3/6/2011 4:14 PM
girt's overconfidence is his weakness. 

(total aside, but Iguana and I bicker?  I figured the R2 to my 3PO would have to be either swampy poopoo or kevthekidd.)
3/7/2011 1:15 PM
Posted by 4green2 on 3/3/2011 10:32:00 PM (view original):
THe question is. . who is. . .

Drumroll. . .

Jar Jar Binks.

(Cue evil laugh)
Wouldn't this be Chinchilla (Former Michigan State)? 
3/7/2011 2:11 PM

There was nothing funny about chinchilla. 

3/7/2011 2:22 PM
Posted by reinsel on 3/4/2011 4:37:00 PM (view original):
Doubtful.  Hmmm I think I have already claimed Wedge (Red-3) so Gold Leader is probably VandyDave, Hooiserchap is Red Leader, and jbasknight is Biggs.


It'll be like old times...they'll never stop us!
3/7/2011 4:19 PM
Posted by girt25 on 3/6/2011 3:57:00 PM (view original):
Posted by yoijames on 3/6/2011 1:57:00 PM (view original):
u guys are all gay who the f**k cares about star wars. this entire thread is just really retarded
Wow. You managed to disparage gays, the handicapped and sci fans all in the course of two (sort ot) sentences. That's impressive.
Actually, I think the main person he managed to disparage was himself. . .

3/7/2011 4:59 PM
Three of the Final Four teams are from the mighty ACC, as are the two PIT finalists. Only my **** bomb of a second half last night prevented it from being an all-ACC Final Four.

The Evil Empire is alive and well!

Mwaahahahahahah!


3/8/2011 8:04 AM
It truly is depressing for the forces of justice in the Allen world. 
3/8/2011 9:02 AM
I tried my best to be Luke Skywalker, but turned out to be more like Biggs Darklighter. 
3/8/2011 9:24 AM
Posted by girt25 on 3/8/2011 8:04:00 AM (view original):
Three of the Final Four teams are from the mighty ACC, as are the two PIT finalists. Only my **** bomb of a second half last night prevented it from being an all-ACC Final Four.

The Evil Empire is alive and well!

Mwaahahahahahah!


Don't be too hard on yourself girt, Duke could have done something about Texas in the Sweet-16, but laid an egg.  

The North Carolina schools will have to console ourselves with obscene amounts of rollover money and postseason cash.
3/8/2011 9:32 AM
Posted by jamespastine on 3/3/2011 5:36:00 PM (view original):

I have a confession to make.

I love having a Villain Conference in our world (Allen World). It fires people up, creates rivalries and brings some excitement to the repetitiveness (yet still addicting and crazy fun) that is WIS HD. So, this is straight from me (and anyone else who might agree with me) to the Villains: “Thank-you, ACC. Thank-you for your pompousness, your jerkiness and your general d-baggery.”

 That said; I need to make a correlation. Help me out if I’m missing something, or if I get it wrong. I’m still working on this theory.

 The ACC as a whole is the Death Star.

The Ivy League was Alderaan.

The Big East is Naboo.

That makes (you guessed it) Da(a)lter/Girt25: Emperor Palpatine/Darth Sidious…..or as I shall call him from now on: Darth Girt.

What I’m trying to figure out now is: who is his Sith Apprentice?

All signs right now point to brikeisco as being Darth Vader.

I think kingrob was Darth Maul (he’s gone now).

Viperhoops is Lando Calrissian. (that or he’s Darth Tyranus/Count Dooku) either way, he used to be good.

Kyle_lee7 is Boba Fett.

Ok, now I’m just throwing stuff out there with no reason: aporter is Jabba the Hutt, kelby_03 is General Grevious, djbrewer0808 is Sebulba, mtallen2020 is a Stormtrooper, wang35 is Greedo, fmschwab & farmlife are Neimoidians and acn24 is Jango Fett.

One thing I’m concerned about is this: what if Darth Girt’s Vader is not yet in the ACC? I’m worried that either umpikes or cheeznsweet just may be Anakin/Vader.

The Big 10 is/are a bunch of Clone Troopers.


I was gonna nominate myself for the Sith Apprentice, but after reading this next response, it would have to make me either.....
3/8/2011 9:49 AM
Posted by jamespastine on 3/4/2011 2:20:00 PM (view original):
Posted by umpikes on 3/4/2011 12:27:00 PM (view original):
Great thread JP, but I must disagree with one thing.  When daalter was at Montana, he was Anakin Skywalker and as soon as he left for the Evil Empire (ACC), he became Darth Vader. Someone with more ACC experience would have to be the Chancellor...whoever brought him over there. I also recommend fmschwab as Jar Jar Binks. ??
Very interesting, Umpikes. i think you might be on to something there. i was always just assuming that Darth Girt was behind all this rabble-rousing and therefore, he was Darth Sidious/Emperor Palpatine, but what you say makes sense. Darth Girt is the most vocal and visible, running around, poking his nose into other conferences, making grand statements, boasting, choking people, blowing up planets/conferences...while somewhere, quietly, someone else is pulling all the strings...someone who may not even reside on the Death Star (ACC), could be somewhere off on Coruscant, pretending to try to bring peace to the galaxy, attending senate meetings, appearing to be a good citizen of the Republic. now, who could that be??!?!?!?
Darth Maul or Luke Skywalker
3/8/2011 9:51 AM
Posted by jamespastine on 3/3/2011 11:29:00 PM (view original):
Posted by girt25 on 3/3/2011 10:44:00 PM (view original):
Who are the characters I know from the original Star Wars -- Luke, Han Solo, Obi Wan, Chewbacca, C3P0, R2D2?
Luke Skywalker is definitely "yet to be determined." As the "chosen one" who will bring about the demise of the Dark Side, he as of yet remains to be seen. Could be anyone. He could be down in DII or DIII yet. But, rest assured, Darth Girt, he will show up eventually.

Although my coaching and playing style is more like Han Solo
3/8/2011 9:54 AM
Posted by umpikes on 3/4/2011 12:27:00 PM (view original):
Great thread JP, but I must disagree with one thing.  When daalter was at Montana, he was Anakin Skywalker and as soon as he left for the Evil Empire (ACC), he became Darth Vader. Someone with more ACC experience would have to be the Chancellor...whoever brought him over there. I also recommend fmschwab as Jar Jar Binks. ??
But you could just as easily leave girt as the chancellor, which would make viperhoops Vader, since he left TX for the ACC after girt had joined.

Since 4 of viper's recruits are still on the only non-ACC team in the Final Four, that would set up umpikes as Luke, both as the last hope for the galaxy, and vader's son/successor.

3/8/2011 11:32 AM
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