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scudmissle
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it's obvious to me, some tech-pecker has assigned a linear algorhytm to monk's starters that form a payback for so many "*******". haha.

It would be too difficult to independently sabotage every game monk plays using matrix algebra (evaluating determinants etc.) but it's more convenient to use the tech-pecker method. The idea is to exclude variables on each step by multiplying the whole equation on some coefficient and then by subtracting this equation from the next equation in the system so that the coefficient near some variable becomes zero.

The resulting system after this operation looks like this:

a*x + b*y + c*z + d = 0
e*x + f*y + g = 0
i*x + j = 0

this algorhytm (the Gauss method for solving systems of linear equations) is put into motion as soon as the computer reads the key strokes: felonius. takes about 3 mins to set up (a simple software program)

just my 2 cents worth.
6/11/2012 8:01 PM (edited)
felonius
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that's too sophisticated for ****** - I think he spends all his time pouring over the results prior to public release and then just scotches mine

and then he cackles gleefully while manically slapping his hands together and rolling his head back and forth like a retarded seal 

and then he waits for the nurse to come change his diapers
6/11/2012 9:28 PM (edited)
scudmissle
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and give him his meds...

but the gauss algorhythm is software, not too sophisticated, unless seble cannot manage to insert a disc.  
6/11/2012 11:16 PM
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Posted by scudmissle on 6/11/2012 11:16:00 PM (view original):
and give him his meds...

but the gauss algorhythm is software, not too sophisticated, unless seble cannot manage to insert a disc.  
This is too easy. Will resist the urge to say what would get me the felonius treatment
6/12/2012 7:07 AM
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SimLeague Stats
Name GP GS Min Pts FG% 3Pt% FT% OReb Reb Ast TO Stl Blk PF
91-92 Dennis Rodman 13 13 40.0 10.5 48.8 29.4 40.7 5.2 12.8 2.6 1.9 1.1 0.5 3.1
90-91 David Robinson 13 13 38.2 23.4 55.6 0.0 74.6 3.0 9.3 3.1 2.5 2.0 4.4 3.5
08-09 Dwyane Wade 13 13 38.0 31.8 45.7 35.1 74.7 1.1 4.2 9.7 4.5 2.2 2.4 2.2
94-95 Scottie Pippen 13 13 36.2 19.0 46.0 39.5 67.7 1.7 5.5 5.7 4.5 2.2 1.3 3.4
02-03 Ben Wallace 13 13 35.1 7.5 44.6 100.0 63.6 2.2 11.6 1.5 1.5 1.5 3.2 2.3
11-12 Anderson Varejao 13 0 12.5 4.3 44.4 0 53.3 1.8 3.5 1.0 1.5 0.5 0.0 0.5
94-95 Terry Porter 13 0 9.7 4.8 37.7 43.5 86.7 0.1 0.8 1.3 0.8 0.5 0.1 1.2
09-10 Marcus Camby 12 0 9.3 2.3 40.0 100.0 40.0 1.2 3.9 0.5 0.5 0.0 1.0 0.8
98-99 Tim Legler 13 0 7.5 2.7 34.9 25.0 33.3 0.4 0.9 0.3 0.8 0.0 0.0 0.8
94-95 Tracy Murray 13 0 7.3 3.7 35.9 25.0 100.0 0.2 0.8 0.2 0.6 0.1 0.1 0.8
96-97 Anthony Goldwire 13 0 6.4 3.8 51.6 63.6 75.0 0.2 0.5 1.2 0.9 0.3 0.0 0.2
08-09 Mark Blount 6 0 6.2 2.3 35.7 33.3 20.0 0.3 1.2 0.2 0.5 0.0 0.2 0.2
TOTALS 13     114.5 46.6 37.9 68.6 17.1 53.9 27.2 20.2 10.4 13.0 18.8
OPPONENTS 13     120.5 49.6 40.1 71.7 15.1 53.8 33.8 17.3 11.8 12.9 17.7

can someone explain to me again about how those 100 defensive ratings work  (vis. Opp fg%)?
6/12/2012 12:49 PM
ashamael
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That's an awfully small sample size... I need one of about 4,000 games to get an accurate picture... even though it sure seemed to own wormwood in 40ish.
6/13/2012 4:04 PM
scudmissle
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fg% seems to be a shocker... porter's, rodman's, and legler's.  why would big ben have such a negative effect on rodman? even with such a small sample size, rodman's mid 30% dreb has been reduced to 24.6% dreb.
6/16/2012 8:39 PM
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