ASK THE MIKET23 THREAD, PT. 4 Topic

have you ever killed a person?

i know that everybody in the world probably has wanted to. why do you think the ones that don't, don't?
3/25/2010 8:53 AM
if you could change your looks for some other guys (yes, has to be a guy), whose would you take?
3/25/2010 9:10 AM
Somebody was bored. Fat bottomed girls. Short and to the point.

Dog.

None.

None.

Morning.

I'm a bad break-up guy. Wish I would have been nicer over the years. Women are people too, you know.

So we know who isn't when we meet one.

Self-control issue mostly.

I believe in something. Has to happen. Not sure.

Neither.

Probably.

No. Claimed to be. No.

Sure.

My body.

They should STFU.

325 bench, 600+ squat, 700+ deadlift. I only know the bench because it's the most recent.

DLR

A lot of things.

no.

Math. Public.

Exhibitionist. Still show off the guns on occassion.

Probably.

Thought I did but I did not. Laws.

Clooney. My age group and all women seem to think he's hot.
3/25/2010 9:25 AM
What is your response to LDT, who was quoted in The Sporting News as saying that if the Raiders were the only team who offered him a contract, he'd retire?
3/25/2010 11:33 AM
I'm sure he thinks he has value and he does. However, he's a crybaby and he's nothing more than situation back. So I say "If the Raiders had offered him a contract, I'd demand to know why. There's no crying in Oakland, *****!!!"

3/25/2010 11:38 AM
I live in the boonies.

My daughter and I were driving the other day, and were disgusted with the amount of garbage in the ditches along side of the road.

I said to her "I bet you someone could walk across Canada and live off of nothing but the empties they find at the side of the road"

She agree and challenged me to a test run the next time I went for a walk.

Last night, I headed out for my walk - 4.4kms (or ~2.8 miles). I had a large shopping bag, and had rules - one side of the road only, "easy pickings" only (I'm not going to go crawling through a swamp for an empty), and pick up any bottle or can, not just the ones that make money.

Just a little over half way, I was done. Packed full. $4 in empties and more that I just threw in the recycling.

Now the questions;

1) what is wrong with people that they can't wait to throw it in a recycling bin/garbage can?

2) could I make it across Canada living off only recyclables (assuming I have some get up that allows for me to strap a large amount on my back)? If not, the States, which has 10 times the population and, assumably, 10 times the crap on the road?
3/25/2010 11:52 AM
1. People who litter bug me. There's no need to throw that candy bar wrapper out. You'll be somewhere in just a bit and I bet that place has a trash receptacle.

2. I'm sure you're too fat too fat to walk across Canada. So, no, you'd die at the 3.6m mark from a heart attack. However, someone who could walk 15 miles a day would, presumably, collect about $25 a day in garbage. If you didn't mind sleeping in a tent and not showering, you can easily eat on $25 a day.
3/25/2010 11:59 AM
You think deathinahole showers?
3/25/2010 12:02 PM
I was speaking about someone capable of walking 15m a day. That excludes fakedeath.
3/25/2010 12:13 PM
does kermit like to think about DIAH in the shower?
3/25/2010 12:15 PM
i finished my regular season in abu world. i am not returning for next season. the playoffs are going on currently, which i did not qualify for. the new owner wanted in asap, so we had the team transferred to him today.

do i still get my credit or will wis give it to this new owner on accident???
3/25/2010 1:19 PM
Do you think wylie thinks about kermit thinking about me in the shower?

Was the too fat too fat a typo, or are you saying you think I'm rotund?
3/25/2010 1:24 PM
is DIAH always right?

is he ever right?

is there any good reason I should ever play SLB again?
3/25/2010 1:50 PM
Not sure if he likes it but he does.

You will not get your credit and it won't be by accident. It goes to the current owner at roll.

Probably. I mean you're so fat, you could live in the midwest.

No. Seldom. None that I can think of.
3/25/2010 2:29 PM
son of a *****! so how much am i gonna lose out on?

i was second in the division at season's end
3/25/2010 2:39 PM
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