Do you know who to blow?

I'm not going to the Pro Bowl so I guess not.

I think I'd add an "s" so she doesn't get the wrong impression.   "I am interested in joining your privates world. Please let me know more details." 

I'm still eating leftovers from Christmas. When will I have my diabetic coma?

Sometime around 2:45 PM EST.

who gets busted for ped's first: pujols or bautista?

I have no idea why but Pujols is getting a pass on suspicion so I'm going with Bautista.

Apparently several of the school districts around here have school on Monday. Why do they hate America? Is this a protest against the BCS?

Wisconsinites are stupid.   They should have school 365 days a year.    And, yes, cheeseheads hate America.   But most misspell BCS so I'm sure that's not a factor.

On a scale of 1-10, what is your level of excitement about getting to be in a league with me (Boston Tea Party)?

I didn't realize you were in that league.   Maybe I can still withdraw my team.

My team in World Major Leagues  Hardball Dynasty – Fantasy Baseball Sim Games - Montreal Expos Franchise Profile is tied for first with four games to go and we play the team  Hardball Dynasty – Fantasy Baseball Sim Games - Chicago Cubs Franchise Profile we're tied with tonight before ending the season against another division foe.

If you took a minute to look over each roster, which club would you expect to win the division with four games to play and which will be left out of the playoffs? Why?

If I'm reading it correctly, Montreal and Chicago finish the season with a three game series.   In that case, I'd take Chicago.   They have better top 3 starting pitching.   Of course, he could have worn his staff out and be pitching 4, 5 and a long reliever. 

Actually, that is not correct, is it?

We play in game 159 tonight and then our other division opponents for the final series.  I own Montreal.  Do you like my starting eight? I know my pitching sucks but I figured I'd slug my way back to the World Series.

Are you telling me that my goose is cooked?