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coldfeet
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remember that really ugly fat chick you use to snuggle up against. what was her name again?

11/13/2009 4:47 PM
MikeT23
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I called her "coldfeet's girlfriend".
11/13/2009 5:16 PM
coldfeet
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i was positive you were going to go with the "coldfeets mom" angle.

ever have any bumper stickers?

11/13/2009 5:24 PM
sanderbear
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If I took a taxi to a drive-in movie lasting 90 minutes plus previews, how much would the fare be, and how much should I tip?
11/13/2009 9:27 PM
sanderbear
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If you put wrinkle free pants on a permanent press dryer cycle, what will you wind up with?
11/13/2009 9:28 PM
mitchrapp
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If my wife "fakes it" will I notice (or care for that matter)?

Edit: Best thread ever.
11/13/2009 9:42 PM
MikeT23
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Bumper stickers make you look like a tourist.

$11. 30%. Round it up to 4 bucks.

Warm pants.

You may notice, you won't care.
11/13/2009 10:08 PM
csherwood
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What is the meaning of life?
11/13/2009 10:31 PM
scottie14
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Why are the numbers on a dart board arranged the way they are?
11/14/2009 4:38 AM
MikeT23
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Life: A movie starring Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence.

Drunken Englishmen.
11/14/2009 5:06 AM
MikeT23
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That is not a question. You should be redlined.
11/14/2009 7:32 AM
firemanrob
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With respect to a switch-hitting player, how does the push/pull tendency work? Let's assume he has a rating of 0 indicating a dead-pull hitter, is he a dead pull hitter from both sides of the plate or is 0 from one side and 100 from the other?
11/14/2009 8:43 AM
csherwood
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Is it true that you play for the other team?
11/14/2009 8:47 AM
MikeT23
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Dead pull from either side of the plate.

In your mind, yes. I like women.
11/14/2009 9:26 AM
tecwrg
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Quote: Originally Posted By MikeT23 on 11/14/2009
That is not a question. You should be redlined.

You should be redlined for providing inaccurate information.
11/14/2009 9:36 AM
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