Sofia Vergara
Sitting at #2 on my big board, fallbacks don't get much more desirable than this. While crushed at missing out on Christina Hendricks, Ms. Vergara is a double dose of Nature's Viagra, and we couldn't be happier to bring her aboard. Currently best-known for her hilarious role as Gloria on ABC's hit show Modern Family, this Columbian Goddess can roll her R's with the best of them, and has curves in all the right places. She is dripping with sex appeal, whether dressed to the nines, packed into a too-small bikini, or even rocking a more casual look:

Yes, she is naturally a blonde, but for these purposes she will be drafted as a brunette.