Forgive me.  I live in LA and get to see some films that aren't widely released.  In no particular order...

Grindin' Sausage (an in-production snuff film)
Anal Catch (a Disney pic.  True story about a WR with no arms who becomes an unlikely gridiron hero)
Ernest Saves Christmas (A tip of the hat to a classic)
Head Games (a born-again Christian doctor drills holes in his wife's head to unsucessfully cure Bunions but, in turn, sparks new found passion and romance)
Ginomi---Touch Me Vieille Bête (a French film about an angry middle-aged Italian---or possibly Argentinian---and a 99 year old man who find love in the digitial world)
The Semi-Limp Rise And Fall Of JC (a documentary about a Cal Tech wiz who becomes a hero to a legion of girlfriend-less 37 year-old whining males and then throws it all away when he realizes he is a hero to a legion of girlfriend-less 37 year-old whining males and he would have been way better off investing his talents in creating an on-line women's shoe store or some fashion game for women who, possibily, would start throwing conventions about the game in places like San Diego and he could make residual income and then show up as a speaker at the conventions and get some strange now and then---even if it wasn't top shelf and maybe even getting a little old---but at least a little more adventerous then his wife from Dayton.  I mean, really.  Most of Western society is ok with oral sex but asking for a Mount Blanc pen that his Grandfather liberated from Germany be placed into him during coitus is somehow taboo!?  Whatever.  I'm blowing this game up.  Enjoy paying 9.99 a month for this digital $hit bitche$.   Damn. I MEANT TO SAY SPOLIER ALERT AT THE START OF THIS BLURB.  MY BAD.
Chopped With No Crutons.  (A chilling horror story where townspeople revolt against the incessant email blasts and postings of the son of a salad magnate)


7/1/2012 3:20 AM (edited)
LOL.
7/1/2012 9:25 AM
LOL INDEED
7/1/2012 9:07 PM
Field of Dreams
The Empire Strikes Back
Star Trek II  : The Wrath of Khan
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Talladega Twilight Avengers of the Fried Green China Met Sally.    Wait, that was something I saw on cable.
7/1/2012 10:01 PM
Behind the Green Door
Deep Throat
Groundhog Day
Old Yeller
The Third Man
7/1/2012 11:31 PM
Posted by potter444 on 7/1/2012 3:20:00 AM (view original):
Forgive me.  I live in LA and get to see some films that aren't widely released.  In no particular order...

Grindin' Sausage (an in-production snuff film)
Anal Catch (a Disney pic.  True story about a WR with no arms who becomes an unlikely gridiron hero)
Ernest Saves Christmas (A tip of the hat to a classic)
Head Games (a born-again Christian doctor drills holes in his wife's head to unsucessfully cure Bunions but, in turn, sparks new found passion and romance)
Ginomi---Touch Me Vieille Bête (a French film about an angry middle-aged Italian---or possibly Argentinian---and a 99 year old man who find love in the digitial world)
The Semi-Limp Rise And Fall Of JC (a documentary about a Cal Tech wiz who becomes a hero to a legion of girlfriend-less 37 year-old whining males and then throws it all away when he realizes he is a hero to a legion of girlfriend-less 37 year-old whining males and he would have been way better off investing his talents in creating an on-line women's shoe store or some fashion game for women who, possibily, would start throwing conventions about the game in places like San Diego and he could make residual income and then show up as a speaker at the conventions and get some strange now and then---even if it wasn't top shelf and maybe even getting a little old---but at least a little more adventerous then his wife from Dayton.  I mean, really.  Most of Western society is ok with oral sex but asking for a Mount Blanc pen that his Grandfather liberated from Germany be placed into him during coitus is somehow taboo!?  Whatever.  I'm blowing this game up.  Enjoy paying 9.99 a month for this digital $hit bitche$.   Damn. I MEANT TO SAY SPOLIER ALERT AT THE START OF THIS BLURB.  MY BAD.
Chopped With No Crutons.  (A chilling horror story where townspeople revolt against the incessant email blasts and postings of the son of a salad magnate)


Sorry potter444, that is some of THE funniest stuff that I have ever read on these forums........
7/2/2012 7:49 AM
1. Shawshank Redemption
2. For Love of the Game
3. Jeremiah Johnson
4. Dazed and Confused
5. Saving Private Ryan
7/2/2012 10:15 PM
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Good Will Hunting
Animal House
The Two Towers
Shawshank Redemption     
7/2/2012 10:38 PM
Some great ones listed here--These are some of my favorites I didn't see in others' posts (or at least, not frequently).

Pulp Fiction / Kill Bill 1&2
Pi (Aronofsky)
Almost Famous
M*A*S*H
The Searchers (John Wayne)
7/3/2012 2:53 AM (edited)
Good call with The Searchers.
John Wayne as an ***
7/3/2012 3:16 AM
The Outlaw Josey Wales
Chasing Amy
The Sting
The Great Escape
Superbad

7/3/2012 11:42 AM
And my Alltime favorite... Almost Famous
7/3/2012 11:42 AM
1. The Godfather I
2. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
3. Saving Private Ryan
4. The Dark Knight
4. Pulp Fiction
7/3/2012 1:07 PM
1. After Hours
2. The Outlaw Josie Wales
3. The Usual Suspects
4. The Princess Bride
5. Red Dawn
7/4/2012 12:20 AM
Nice call on the Pricess Bride
7/4/2012 12:44 AM
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