No, I'm not nearly as fat as you fatass Midwesterners.

but just as ugly, right?

Hardly.

Women's snow cross dilemma;

Last one down the hill wipes out and basically rolls across the line in a crumpled mass. Fails to qualify by 2/10ths of a second because of the wipeout, and gets taken off on a stretcher.

So; is it fortunate that she didn't qualify based on the wipeout, or a blessing that she didn't qualify since she wouldn't be able to ski in the next heat anyway?

From her standpoint, it's neither a blessing or fortunate.

Kenseth ran better this week.. new crew chief worked?

Funny enough, I just read an article in ESPN the Mag that was published before Daytona(I'm a little behind in my reading) where he said everything was all worked out with his old crew chief.

He must have been lying, don't you think?

Slugger, the Royals mascot, hit a fan with a weiner in the eye. The fan is suing for $25,000. Does he have a case?

I think he was.

Probably. I know the ticket attempts to release the team of any responsibility for objects that go into the stands. But the minor league kid who intentionally threw a ball into the stands was found guilty. I'd say Slugger intentionally threw the weiner into the stands.

Remember when you got hit in the eye with a weiner? That's stung too, didn't it? What was his name again?

Shouldn't anybody who gets hit in the face with a wiener against their will be able sue the Wiener wielder?

Has the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile ever come to your town?

Mrs. Deathinahole.

You would think.

I've seen it. Not sure it was in town or I was out of town.

I took over for a team and WIS told me I was responsible for the won/loss record of the team. Shouldnt it be win/loss record?