You will die before either retires. When Brett Favre is 85, he'll leak a story that he's talkng with an unnamed team about a possible comeback as insurance in case their stud, yet injury-prone QB, goes down. Jamie Moyer will become a LH specialist and be the first player to pitch into his 60s. And 70s. And 80s. Probably 90s. And, if he's still kicking, 100s.

The Monkeyball commissioner has stated that he'll delay play for Huck.

By booting the British all those years ago, you screwed yourself out of a day off today.

Are you feeling bad that you did?

Had we not kicked their limey *****, we'd be eating some nasty meat pie, have an extreme distaste for oral hygiene and wouldn't get July 4th off. So, no, I'm pretty happy that we did.

There was a movie Death Takes a Holiday -- so that day is today?

There are no holidays in jail.

Do individual pitches carry more weight than others? Say..

Pitcher A has a knuckleball rated at 85

Pitcher B has a slider rated at 85

Are they the same or different? Or is that too difficult to determine?

Pitch types are just window-dressing. They do not matter at all.

Have you noticed that the new threads created recently seemed to have been whacked with the dumb stick more than usual?

Why is death asking you questions about whacking?

The forums have been slow. I think, more than anything, people are trying to "drum up" conversation. Or, because the forums have been slow, you're opening threads you'd normally ignore. I know I have.

Because he wanted an answer.

Also, even though no one has mentioned it recently, I'd like my props for predicting Nicole Schwizinger(or whatever) would win DWTS. I may have evne said the ice dancer, Evan Lychanzek(or whatever), would be her only serious challenger. MikeT knows dancing.

Has she won more than csherwood in the past 2 years?

Like cshewood, she was gifted with some talent. However, rather than ruin it and move on, she has managed to expand upon it. Some of her talent is being hidden by her hair.





Edit: She is not really a red x.

Quote: Originally Posted By MikeT23 on 5/25/2010
Also, even though no one has mentioned it recently, I'd like my props for predicting Nicole Schwizinger(or whatever) would win DWTS. I may have evne said the ice dancer, Evan Lychanzek(or whatever), would be her only serious challenger. MikeT knows dancing.

Should this "answer" have been redlined because there was no question pending?

Nope. It was an editorial comment by the answer man.

Crystal or Lee to win American Idol? Or does Huck pull an upset here?