I invented it.

YE DONT FOLLOW HOCKEY?

ANOTHER AMERIKAN *****-BOY?

Where does this rank in best divisions you've seen?  (Obviously not looking for an exact numerical rank).

Portland Thunder	topoftheworl	55-21	.724	-	7-3	W5	28-12	27-9	2/12
Colorado Deadbeats	unclejmd57	54-22	.711	1.0	10-0	W10	24-12	30-10	2/12
Scottsdale Shwetty Balls	arj03c	49-27	.645	6.0	8-2	W1	23-10	26-17	2/12
San Francisco Bay	gorshar	38-38	.500	17.0	4-6	W1	19-24	19-14	2/12

HAD TO TRIM THE FAT FROM ME SPORTS-FOLLOWING ACTIVITIES.    HOCKEY WAS A CASUALTY, EH.

1/6 through season 22 in Joey Belle, my team is 6 games above .500 in 2nd place but hitting .238, bottom 3 in NL. Luckily we're pitching to the tune of a 2.72 ERA.  Will either of these trends continue?

Things tend to move towards the middle as the season progresses.  So, no.

It's not even top 10.

If a SP has a durability of 5 and a stamina of 76, how many days rest between starts would he need and around what should his pitch count be? 

I don't have much experience with those guys.  The closest I have is Hardball Dynasty – Fantasy Baseball Sim Games - Player Profile: Jody Duvall.   He doesn't start but he's set at 75-90.   He gains about 10 in fatigue each cycle.   When he throws 75 pitches, it takes him 6 cycles to be 100% again.   With your guy, I'd probably set his PC at 60-70 and expect 6-8 recovery cycles. 

Is AlCheez a rat?

So my home road record at this point in my Addicted Users team is the following: 20-31 at Home, 36-22 away.

I play at petco, but I would think park affects would affect teams equally.  Am I missing something here? I cannot score at Petco at all, while opponents, even mediocre ones seem to kill it there.  On the other end I am 14 games above .500 on the road. Any helpful insight?

He might be. 

Your pitching is better at home than on the road.   Your offense is dreadful at home and barely acceptable on the road.   So, really, it's an offensive problem.   You can't steal while your opponents get 1 per game(more or less) at 75%.    Your fielding is nothing special either.

Are you surprised that I was officially booted from World No-Trade-Clause today for being 2 wins short of the minimum win rule over the four seasons? Is AlCheez behind this?

Had you been in one of my worlds(and your commish is in MG), you'd have been booted if you were one win short.    I'd imagine he knew whether AC ratted you out of not.