GOOD HOCKEY V4 Topic

pullin a strategic fast one wasn't enough to catch NHN sleeping. But outshooting them was a surprise.
5/3/2010 6:21 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By arvidjosef on 5/02/2010
Quote: Originally Posted By bobprobert on 5/02/2010
bring it
Sadly, I think our game will mirror this fight:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4HfWVLHDak

McKenzie doing his best to get a shot in, Probert not even wasting his time...

Carbonara goes down!!

Down 2-0 at the 2nd intermission...surprsingly we're playing you b!tches pretty tough..kudos to the scouting dpt.
5/3/2010 8:08 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By arvidjosef on 5/03/2010
Quote: Originally Posted By arvidjosef on 5/02/2010

Quote: Originally Posted By bobprobert on 5/02/2010
bring it
Sadly, I think our game will mirror this fight:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4HfWVLHDak

McKenzie doing his best to get a shot in, Probert not even wasting his time...

Carbonara goes down!!

Down 2-0 at the 2nd intermission...surprsingly we're playing you b!tches pretty tough..kudos to the scouting dpt.

Finally cracked a nut on you fools. 2-1 in the 3rd..we've pretty much been in control since the 2nd half of the 1st period..hold a 32-19 shots adv as of right now...
5/3/2010 8:29 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By arvidjosef on 5/03/2010
Quote: Originally Posted By arvidjosef on 5/03/2010

Quote: Originally Posted By arvidjosef on 5/02/2010

Quote: Originally Posted By bobprobert on 5/02/2010
bring it
Sadly, I think our game will mirror this fight:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4HfWVLHDak

McKenzie doing his best to get a shot in, Probert not even wasting his time...

Carbonara goes down!!

Down 2-0 at the 2nd intermission...surprsingly we're playing you b!tches pretty tough..kudos to the scouting dpt.

Finally cracked a nut on you fools. 2-1 in the 3rd..we've pretty much been in control since the 2nd half of the 1st period..hold a 32-19 shots adv as of right now..
TIE GAME!!! YEAH MOTHERF*****
5/3/2010 8:31 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By arvidjosef on 5/03/2010
Quote: Originally Posted By arvidjosef on 5/03/2010

Quote: Originally Posted By arvidjosef on 5/03/2010

Quote: Originally Posted By arvidjosef on 5/02/2010

Quote: Originally Posted By bobprobert on 5/02/2010
bring it
Sadly, I think our game will mirror this fight:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4HfWVLHDak

McKenzie doing his best to get a shot in, Probert not even wasting his time...

Carbonara goes down!!

Down 2-0 at the 2nd intermission...surprsingly we're playing you b!tches pretty tough..kudos to the scouting dpt.

Finally cracked a nut on you fools. 2-1 in the 3rd..we've pretty much been in control since the 2nd half of the 1st period..hold a 32-19 shots adv as of right now...
TIE GAME!!! YEAH MOTHERF****
Penalty on SSS at 19:00, but alas just a weak wrist shot at 19:50ish...OVERTIME.
5/3/2010 8:42 PM
GGGGOOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!
5/3/2010 8:59 PM

5/3/2010 9:00 PM
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In their inaugural game, derschwanzABLOKKEN thumps the Alberta Clippers 7-2 in Calgary.

40 year old graybeard, Milo Belvin, scores 2 goals while handing out 2 assists to lead the onlsaught. Jon Iseli chips in with a goal and an assist, Edwin Schall nets a pair and Inno Chernov notches 4 assist in the rout.

Goalie Elmer Houghland stops 27 of 29 to garner to victory.

derschwanzABLOKKEN(1-0) hosts Hellsinki(0-1) Sunday....

In their 1st game at Hyannis Arena, derschwanzABLOKKEN outpoints Hellsinki by a 5-2 final.

The power play would prove to be the difference as BLOKKEN converted on 3 of 5 opportunities while Hellsinki would whiff on all 5 of their chances.

Jonas Ledenbach stopped 33 of 35 shots in his first game action of the season in between the pipes. Gilberto Shurak (2,1) & Gerry Stamos (1,2) each tallied 3 points in the victory.

derschwanzABLOKKEN (2-0) plays the 2nd game of a back-to-back on Monday, welcoming the Pittsburgh Shamrocks (2-0) to Massachusetts.

In the 2nd game of back-to-back home contests derschwanzABLOKKEN drops a tough match against undefeated Pittsburgh 2-1 in O.T.

Gerard Arnell netted a short-handed goal 53 seconds into overtime off the feed from Tesar Toudle for the winner. Stanley Shelburn scored a goal off an assist from Arnell in the 1st period for the Shamrocks. Elmer Houghland was the star of the game for BLOKKEN stoning 36 of 38 shots including a 1st period where he was peppered with 20. Thomas Aguilar scored the lone goal for derschwanzABLOKKEN.

derschwanzABLOKKEN (2-0-1) travels to face the Canuck Flyers (2-0) on Wednesday.

Canuck Flyers white-wash derschwanzABLOKKEN 3-0 at home.

Alvar Gallion stopped all 23 shots he faced, while Abdul Kocab, Derrick Shandy and Willy Eifert scored the three for the Flyers. Jonas Ledenbach surrendered all 3 goals stopping 15 before being pulled for veteran Scotty Holthoff who saw his first ice of the season. Holthoff did stop all 8 shots he faced.

derschwanzABLOKKEN (2-1-1) travels to North Hollywood (3-0) to face the juggernaut Neurosis on Friday.

On the strength of 3 power play goals, North Hollywood garners a 4-2 home victory over derschwanzABLOKKEN.

North Hollywood outshot BLOKKEN 46-21 on the strength of 11 penalties by the undisciplined upstarts from Massachusetts accumulating to 22 PIM and an attack zone advantage of 30:22 to 17:33.

North Hollywood got 2 points each from Sherman Brunell (1,1), Jorge Zigich (1,1) and Iakin Nozarof (0,2). BLOKKEN netted PP goals with Thomas Aguilar and Leigh Mullican.

derschwanzABLOKKEN (2-3) next hosts the Dakota Bison (2-2-1) in Hyannis Arena on Monday, April 19th.

The Bison score 2 goals in the 3rd period to break a 2-2 tie and win, 4-2 in Hyannis.

Dakota outshoot BLOKKEN 32-20 in a hard fought contest. Tanner Warhurst netted a goal getting 8 shots on net and Sebastian Martyn also notched a goal while handing out 2 assists to lead Dakota. Leigh Mullican had another strong game with a goal and a dime but it wasn't enough as back-up Jonas Ledenbach gave up 3 goals on 29 shots, the other goal being an empty netter.

derschwanzABLOKKEN (2-3-1) travels to face Phucking on Wednesday to square off against the Phucks (0-6).

Jack Goffney scores a goal while handing out 2 assists with Elizar Lobanov, Fausto Jacek, Avery Sabean and German Avery also scoring leading Phucking to a rousing 5-2 home victory over derschwanzABLOKKEN for their first victory of the season.

BLOKKEN got goals from Gerry Stamos & Than Richison but overmanagement by the general manger recently has this team with a gaping hole for their 2nd goalie as recent acquisition Sonny Anos surrendered 4 goals on 24 shots to the leagues worst team. Couple that with a 1st period injury to Isiah Starrett (who would later be released) and this team was in trouble early and often this game.

derschwanzABLOKKEN (2-4-1) welcomes the Nebraska Blackshirts (0-7) to Massachusetts on Thursday.

The euphoira of starting the season 2-0 has worn off and expansion derschwanzABLOKKEN has lost it's 2nd game of back-to-backs against the leagues two winless teams, 3-2 to Nebraska in Hyannis, Massachusetts.

Nebraska got goals from Gayle Chudej, Dillon Lutze and a goal plus an assist from Isaac Hsun in the victory. BLOKKEN got goals from the "Dominican Duo" Filiberto Rias and Thomas Aguilar in defeat.

dershcwanzABLOKKEN outshot Nebraska 30-13, held attack 31:59 to 14:14, but were 0/6 on the power play while the Blackshirts were 3/11.

derschwanzABLOKKEN (2-5-1) travels to Pittsbrugh to face the Steel City Ketchup Kings (6-2) on Saturday.

Gilberto Shurak nets the game winner with just 59 seconds in regulation to give reeling derschwanzABLOKKEN a 3-2 victory over the powerhouse Ketchup Kings in Pittsburgh.

Beleaguered veteran back-up goaltender Sonny Anos, recently plucked off the waiver wire, had perhaps the best game of his pitiful career stopping 23 of 25 shots. Gerry Stamos and Leigh Mullican scored the other goals for BLOKKEN who held a 28 to 25 shot advantage.

Down 2-0 to begin the 3rd period, Steel City rallied to tie the game at 2-2 behind goals from Evgeni Savin and Bertram Luczak.

derschwanzABLOKKEN (3-5-1) hosts Raleigh (4-3-2) on Monday in Hyannis Arena.

Visiting Raliegh get PP goals from Mack Smalt and 2 from Denny Archbold lifting the Wolfpack to a 3-0 win in Hyannis, MA.

Joe Gilyard stopped all 20 shots he faced and Raleigh held a 33-20 advantage in that category.

derschwanzABLOKKEN could get nothing going offensively despite having an attack zone, pass % and a huge face off advantages.

derschwanzABLOKKEN (3-6-1) travels to Seattle (3-6-1) to face the Slashers on Wednesday.

derschwanzABLOKKEN gets 2 PP goals from new signee Ollie Bocci, a goal from Cesar Atha and a shutout from another new face, Lyle Carbonara and beat the moribund Slashers 3-0 in Seattle.

Carbonara stopped all 20 shots he faced while Seattle gave up 3 goals on 23 shots. All the stats were relatively close despite the score.

derschwanzABLOKKEN broke in 7 new players to positive results.

derschwanzABLOKKEN (4-6-1) next travels to Osaka, Japan to face the Tar Heels (7-3-1).

Ollie Bocci is a house afire as he scores 2 goals again in his 2nd game for derschwanzABLOKKEN leading them to a tough 5-4 road victory over Osucka.

Heralded goalie Lyle Carbonara has his troubles letting in 4 goals on 38 shots. Cesar Atha scored the game winner at 18:44 for BLOKKEN.

Osucka was led by Marco Postley's 2 goals and an assist, but goalie Cyril Orehek was a sieve allowing 4 goals on just 18 shots before being relieved by Barney Finau who submitted the game winner by Atha.

derschwanzABLOKKEN (5-6-1) has a renewed sense of optimism but hosts the powerhouse Striper Swipers (10-1-1) next in Hyannis, MA.

Leigh Mullican assisted Filiberto Rias for the game winning goal in overtime as derschwanzABLOKKEN stuns league powerhouse Salisbury Striker Swiper Sniper Butt Wipers 3-2.

Down 2-0 in the 3rd period BLOKKEN got a PP goal from crafty vet Inno Chernov and an even strength goal from new acquisition Pyotr Zhuravlev to tie things, 2 apiece.

Salisbury took an early lead as all-time GHL great Ake Orosco netted a goal just 2 minutes into the game. SSS then scored a PP goal as the leagues only Armenian, Falalei Kuzmin, scored off a feed from Keenan Woodrich.

BLOKKEN held a stunning 43-22 shots advantage over SSS and were able to overcome the game ending injury to stud goalie Lyle Carbonara in the 2nd period. Elmer Houghland replaced Carbonara between the pipes, but only had to stop 8 shots the rest of the way as SSS struggled to get anything going against BLOKKEN's well laid game plan.

derschwanzABLOKKEN (6-6-1) heads to Detroit on Wednesday, to face the Falcons (5-7-0).
5/3/2010 9:11 PM
damn, shut out at home.



i suck.
5/3/2010 9:36 PM
5:22derschwanzABLOKKEN
Goalie: Lyle Carbonara (88) has been injured.
5/3/2010 9:56 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA



YOU @SSHOLE!
5/3/2010 9:59 PM
Quote: Originally posted by pttsbrghkid on 5/03/2010pullin a strategic fast one wasn't enough to catch NHN sleeping.  But outshooting them was a surprise.

Then there's tonight.

Do everything right and still lose. I scratched all my lowest stamina guys to guard against the risk of getting a guy hurt in a game I couldn't possibly lose against the AI team...

...and lost my leading scorer from the last two years running (Iaknf Nazarov (80) ) for a month with a neck injury anyhow. I'd have rather lost the damn game.

Sometimes the fickle finger of microchips just says '**** you.'
5/3/2010 10:56 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By briandnlo4 on 5/03/2010
Quote: Originally posted by pttsbrghkid on 5/03/2010 pullin a strategic fast one wasn't enough to catch NHN sleeping. But outshooting them was a surprise.

Then there's tonight.

Do everything right and still lose. I scratched all my lowest stamina guys to guard against the risk of getting a guy hurt in a game I couldn't possibly lose against the AI team...

...and lost my leading scorer from the last two years running (Iaknf Nazarov (80) ) for a month with a neck injury anyhow. I'd have rather lost the damn game.

Sometimes the fickle finger of microchips just says '**** you.
I heard a story once about a young, just out of high school, volleyball playin' hottie who had "fickle fingers"..

...whatever happened there?
5/3/2010 11:00 PM
she's going to be stupid her whole life. THE END.
5/3/2010 11:24 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By briandnlo4 on 5/03/2010she's going to be stupid her whole life. THE END
Better watch it bro, she may just start sticking pins into the crotch of a voo-doo doll



























































































































OOPS!
5/3/2010 11:39 PM
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