Gotta love 70s Cher.

You seem to be implying that he hasn't made a choice.   I don't think that's the case.

Never heard it.

Never heard it. 

I don't believe McDonald's has secretaries for their burger servers.   And, no, I don't want a Frosty with my order.

What are your thoughts on the passing of Andrew Breitbart?

HGWHD?

Why are there more songs about monkeys (who are not indigenous to North America) than Native Americans (who are)?

APEMAN?

I watch "Finding Bigfoot" on Animal Planet.   Those dudes are funny.

Did you know that today is Dr. Seuss's birthday?

Do you like green eggs and ham?

Would you like them here or there?

Would you like them in a house?  Would you like them with a mouse?

Would you eat them in a box?  Would you eat them with a fox?

Would you?  Could you?  In a car?

Could you?  Would you?  On a train?

Would you?  Could you?  In the dark?

Would you?  Could you?  In the rain?

You do not like green eggs and ham?

Could you?  Would you?  With a goat?

Would you?  Could you?  On a boat?

No.  But I heard it's Jon Bon Jovi's birthday.    He's fiddy.   Yesterday was Bieber's 18th.    I only watch E!

No to all.  Or yes.   But, either way, they won't be answered individually.

I'm thinking of approaching the MG draft by only targeting pitchers with high control, high velocity and high GB/FB, because those ratings maximize FIP.  Ignore splits and pitches.

Good strategy?

If you understand ADVANCED METRICS, you know it is.

WILL NEW PIRATE A.J BURNETT NEED TO WEAR AN EYE PATCH AFTER HE RETURNS FROM YE OLD DISABLED LIST?  AYE!!  SCALLYWAG!!

Maybe A.J. is taking this "I want to be a Pirate" thing a little too literally?

One eye affects depth perception.  I imagine an eye patch would be quite dangerous for a pitcher.

He thought he was traded to the Butt Pirates.   He doesn't want to be a regular pirate.

If A.J. did take the mound while wearing an eye patch, will he decide to go all-in and also have a parrot perched on his shoulder?