1 - yeah, it's the Habs fault that when they get tripped, that they fall
2 - and it's the Habs fault that when they get cross-checked in the back, that they weren't facing forward
3 - it's the Habs fault when the other team has too many men on the ice...if they wouldn't be so confusing for the other's coach, this wouldn't happen
4 - when Bruins' fans whine about penalty rules plays being called penalties, it's the Habs fault that the Bruins are also penalized and not just the Habs for breaking those rules
5 - in fact, there should be no penalties in games, especially playoffs, except when someone murders a Bruins player, otherwise Habs fans are whiners