can you name all/some of the celebrity sex tapes you've seen? doesn't have to be every minute of every tape, either. not everyone has seen the stupid parts of the paris hilton video where she looks at herself in the mirror with no shirt on. even just clips of the 'good stuff' will count for this question.

I just saw Clippers summer league highlights on the sports channel. I'm having a hard time coming up with a bigger waste of 30 seconds. Any suggestions?

Reading a question about a Clippers summer league game?

If iain took 30 seconds to read that, how long would he take to read the Lewis Carroll anthology?

Garfunkeled your mother lately?

I want to say I saw a bit of Tommy and Pam.  But I'm not sure if it was even the sex part.   I just recall him saying "Do you think I can honk the horn with my dick?" or something like that.   And I saw Paris Hilton backing up on the bed so the dude could nail her from behind.  That's it.

Reading your post 6 times.

Almost a good answer.

He couldn't.  Humans done live that long.

No but I Crosby, Stills and Nashed yours.

Will Johnny Jolly ever play in the NFL again?

I'm not sure Johnny Jolly should have ever been in the NFL.  But that's a nice name for a stand-up comedian.  He should get fat and take that show on the road.

Speaking of Packers' Defensive Lineman, will Justin Harrell ever play for the Packers again?

He hasn't played in about 2 years(or maybe 3).  I don't see any reason to expect he'll play this year.

when was the last time this thread went so long without a question? 
Have people realized you're an idiot?

It's called "Saturday in the summer."
I don't think so.

Tampa Bay Rays or Miami Heat, which one wins more titles in their sports in the 2010s?

Over/Under:  LeBron has first tantrum before/after Christmas?

MikeT23 or LeBron, which one is more of a winner?

How does the temper rating work in HBD? Does a low number indicate a bad temper, or does a high number indicate a bad temper?