hacker7: Wilt Chamberlain, Buck Williams, ML Carr, Mark Jackson, Raja Bell, Rory White, Phil Smith: Slow Boat to China: this team, like hack himself, is a blend of the old and the young. it's on a long trip across the ocean (making the playoffs), and he arrives! but not in time. he's missed the party again. when u draft wilt and buck and jackson, a pretty good nucleus, u don't bring in guys like carr and bell. u bring in the likes of an odom, or rasheed, or kirilenko (maybe even bobby jones) to clog the sf position with def, efficiency and some 3's. bell is ok. he'll get his. ml carr? slow, wide-body. it's all about protecting wilt and getting him the right help.
banditone: Shaquille O'Neal, Connie Hawkins, Kevin McHale, Mark Price, Leandro Barbosa, Marty Byrnes, Ricky Pierce: with 12, u get eggroll. this team would be stout if u lost mchale. shaq and hawkins make a dynamic duo. mchale needs the stage. marques would've made a good pick here. mark price gets no love. the dude is better value than nash across the board. barbosa? grandma could've picked better with her eyes closed. no mo-jo on this club. with 12, no playoffs, but u get eggroll!
gtak: Moses Malone, Grant Hill, Brandon Roy, Mike Bibby, Theo Ratliff, Brent Barry, Jeff Foster: War! What is it good for? Absolutely nuthin'. Say it again! gtak's goin' to th' party. hill and bibby is solid. solid, i tell ya. brent lends the perfect hand from the outside (60%efg) and gives room to roy who will smoke in this lineup with moses. ratliff brings the old school element. likes to bang and block. a bol with balls. if hill can actually be reduced a bit in his pt, he'll be the glue to it all. War! What is it good for? the last question a soldier asks before he kicks the bucket. nice squad!
dh555: Michael Jordan, Gary Payton, Robert Parish, Emeka Okafor, Mike Miller, Henry James, Roger Brown: Pick Your Poison: i dig killer backcourts. bruisers. ball-handlers. shooters. thieves. i like how they get u possessions and use them, too (like more fta's than the bigs) a+b+parish. the chief's usage is perfect and he has teeth. miller dishes a bit, and attends the opera. secures balcony seating. emeka is more of parish. nice balance. high octane. jordan is a given, so, pick your poison - payton or parish? playoffs.
longtallbrad: Magic Johnson, Marcus Camby, Reggie Miller, Antawn Jamison, Willis Reed, Mike Gminski and Brooks Thompson: Without the Girl: Willis Reed shouldn't be on the team. he fouls a bunch. he's too slow. and his orebs in this engine get stunted. he's not like the other superb blend of talent in the picks before him. that is a cast! the fantastic-4 needed a fast break gorilla who didn't shoot too much. michael cage, or sabonis comes to mind. gminski's got a cool game. the more willis plays, the further brad drifts from the dance. he goes home without the girl.
lhtgk: Chris Paul, Kevin Willis, David Lee, Danny Granger, Clyde Lee, Olden Polynice & John Paxson: Papa was a Rolling Stone: is this the team built for paul? he is the conductor of this orchestra. no one overshadows him. he defines the level of play, which he should be doing. his voice back-ups are as smooth as the tempatations. Paul-Paul was a rolling stone, wherever he laid his hat was his home. the trio of willis, lee and olden is a gold record. granger gets to shoot a lot in this group (25 ppg). fun team. a little vicious. playoffs.
empdenied: Kareem A. Jabbar, Dana Barros, Donyell Marshall, Harry Gallatin, Jayson Williams, Kevin Martin and Wally Szczerbiak: 94th Aero Squadron: 4 long range bombers. that's nice. who dishes? jabbar? that's not nice. jabbar and barros can't do it all. martin is one dimensional (2 actually, if u count his fta's, lots of those) but he doesn't dish and neither does donyell or wally. but look again. is there actually just enough? it's close. if there are enough dimes, harry the horse becomes significant and this team is suddenly dangerous. the air force can kick your as$ all day and night, but it takes the marines to win the war. misses dance (on the last day of the season).
ncih: Dennis Rodman, Mel Daniels, Penny Hardaway, Adrian Dantley, Damon Jones, Nate Archibald & Leon Powe: Purple Haze: must've been the hallucenogenic reaction i had when i saw mel daniels go in the 2nd round. rodman requires a mad scientitst type, an extreme shooter to form the dynamic duo. daniels is a star-journeyman. since u have daniels, dantley is the right pick. but u dont need penny if u've got dimes from other people. this team confuses me. i can't see it clearly. excuse me, while i kiss the sky. no dance.
uvasooner: Shawn Marion, Wes Unseld, Terry Porter, Zelmo Beaty, Michael Williams, Happy Hairston and Nate Williams. Mrs. Beasley's Original Chocolate Chip Cookie: uva makes cookie-cutter clubs out of his own teams. and we've seen this squad before. he's doing the same in the master blaster league as well. however, this season we have a chance because zelmo's a schmoe. uva's only departure. he's worse than bellamy. uva varies on bobby jones or guys like him, like happy. efficient and effective. porter is a dynamo in a 42 mil league. lots of cookie material here. but zelmo is a... unseld carries them into the playoffs.
ashamael: Charles Barkley, Artis Gilmore, Kevin Johnson, Michael Redd, Jason Richardson, Matt Bonner, Charlie Ward: Starched and Pressed: the simple way to beat this club is... PRESS back! this team is like mike tyson, a beast who keeps stepping up and throwing haymakers. many land. get u all wobbly and disoriented. how to attack back? press 'em, boys. that's what u do. they come unglued. they'll start biting people's ears and stuff. it's ripe for a press with guys like johnson, gilmore and barkley with their t.o.'s. can't slow tyson down, but u can take away his teeth. def setting at 0. press. as usual, a powerhouse. playoffs.
omegax: LeBron James, Jason Kidd, Bill Laimbeer, Wesley Person, Bill Bridges, Jamal Crawford and Austin Croshere: WTF?: simply put, just double, triple or quadruple team lebron. nothing else matters. one guy can't carry a team, even if he's king. kings need their armies. kidd is the general, but has no troops to lead. lebron wants out, wants to sign with scud's team. lucky to win 35 games. jamal and austin? really? bridges is a whuss who fouls too much. i love lebron! sorry evil...
tricky24: David Robinson, Troy Murphy, Kevin Durant, Jose Calderon, Horace Grant, Norm Nixon & Randy Mahaffey: Heavens to Horace!: hang on to your hats ladies and gentlemen, walt disney's new family adventure extravaganza will make your socks roll up and down. durant, murphy and nixon, the admiral's sons are terrific role actors, all cared for by the lovely mother played by, jose-c who support their navy father and set out on adventure to capture somali pirates. horace makes it all work. he's not nater, but he's nater-like. i don't see weakness. i see everything else going on here. playoffs.
jakotay: Dwight Howard, Manu Ginobili, Dirk Nowitzki, Walt Frazier, Spencer Haywood, Brad Davis & Neil Johnston: Bless Your Heart: this team made me start laughing with the frazier pick. howard, manu and dirk are frightening as hell. formidable. a gas house gang and as beautiful as listening to mozart on rainy afternoon. then coley gets distracted at home and makes vital mistakes... "is this the odl... masterblas... huh? when? ok, i'll pick them up in a min hun... i have to update... the phone, "someone get that!"... oh, what the hell, i take frazier..". haywood? and the wheels come off. what was once mozart is now the guy in the music man...76 trombones led the big parade with a hundred and ten coronets right behind... no dimes. too much usage. and haywood unhappy. but i had fun watching coley. bless your heart. no singin' in the rain. no playoffs.
eleibowitz: Bill Russell, Kobe Bryant, Jerry West, Marques Johnson, Billy Paultz, Steve Kerr and Dennis Scott: Magic Mushrooms: west and bryant in the backcourt and marques on the wing. there ya go. as$es and elbows, dimes and 3's and picks. lots of them. strong core-trio. russell is a beast in a 42 mil league. i dont know too much about paultz except that he's a whuss. russell deserved better. kerr and scott surgical strikers. nice as$ team. doesn't look like much until the shrooms take affect... hello, playoffs!
scudmissle: Kevin Garnett, Tracy McGrady, Tom Boerwinkle, Michael Cage, Mike James, Kenny Smith, Gerald Govan: Your Team Sux: this team is gonna hurt u in many ways. 3's, boards, fta's and get u fouled out. this is a close copy of the funk team. mcgrady needs a dynamic partner to shoulder the scoring. he doesn't need three. the 3rd scoring option must hit from the outside at a steady clip and dishes. mike james does that. low usage boardmen are a must. if tmac gets those players around him, he can take u places. he's that good in a 42 mil league. we're goin' to the dance (and that 2000 min kenny smith is the bomb).
coachcroft: Larry Bird, Sven Nater, Chris Mullin, Don Buse, Brad Daugherty, Dale Ellis, Leon Wood
tarheel1991: Chauncey Billups, Paul Pierce, Bill Walton, Danny Ainge, Randy Denton, Erick Dampier and Desmond Mason
98average: Peja Stojakovic, Ray Allen, Mookie Blaylock, Bob Lanier, Tyson Chandler, Reggie Evans & Andray Blatche
captainzen: Dwayne Wade, Ben Wallace, Fat Lever, Amare Stoudamire, Rashard Lewis, Sam Perkins and Sidney Lowe
garyman: Jerry Lucas, Karl Malone, Scottie Pippen, Terrell Brandon, Sleepy Floyd, Matt Bullard, Roy Tarpley
cenquist: Tim Duncan, John Stockton, Walt Bellamy, Glen Rice, Kiki Vandeweghe, Danny Fortson & Dell Curry
shapandrew7: Hakeem Olajuwon, Steve Nash, Red Robbins, Clyde Drexler, Larry Johnson, Erick Strickland, Mikki Moore
sappy: Oscar Robertson, Dikembe Mutombo, Vince Carter, Carlos Boozer,Shane Battier, Mark Landsberger, Sam Cassell
bsmuke: Bob McAdoo, Deron Williams, Julius Erving, Chris Bosh, Joe Johnson, John Bagley, Rick Mahorn