F*ck Draft V.2.0 Convo Thread Topic

Posted by omicron on 1/16/2011 10:26:00 PM (view original):
I have just seen an email about this draft.  I was looking in the wrong places for it.
I think your terms are not set correctly.    You need more rules.      For instance, what is it exactly you want from your pick?    3 hours of you being in complete charge?    Dressing them for a trip to the mall?   A whole weekend in a luxury resort?
Just saying 'I want to F*** them" is not a very accurate description.   Some of you would do that to the closest Librarian or crack-whore.  I won't even stick my tongue out unless I have 3 hours to do something with it.
How about a category for 'Take home to show off to my friends',  or "stuck in an elevator with a bottle of ether".     Considering you wouldn't want to spend 20 seconds with one when it's 'That time', you might find your definitions have changed.
The POH might be good for Marilyn Monroe or Vivien Leigh.   How about including one your Mother would like?   Or one you'd want to take to a class re-union?  Or one you would want to threaten suicide if you left her?
Anyone can pick 12 for the vague description of F***.    Can do that in the grocery store checkout.  How about you challenge yourselves....
(The opinions expressed here do not reflect WIS or it's affiliates..)
Thats great and all, but, are you in?
1/16/2011 11:09 PM


Thats great and all, but, are you in?

You can just put me down for January to December of the 1997 Dallas Cowboy cheerleader calendar.   When you get a theme league going with drafts like "Pick someone who you would want to be wrapped up in celephane with" or "Draft someone you would lick butterscotch pudding off of"   then I'll be in.

1/17/2011 12:57 AM
omi don ****
1/17/2011 3:24 AM
yes
1/17/2011 3:43 AM
In honor of this year's draft, I bring you this fantastic commercial

http://www.m2film.dk/fleggaard/trailer2.swf


Enjoy!
1/17/2011 3:45 AM
Posted by omicron on 1/16/2011 10:26:00 PM (view original):
I have just seen an email about this draft.  I was looking in the wrong places for it.
I think your terms are not set correctly.    You need more rules.      For instance, what is it exactly you want from your pick?    3 hours of you being in complete charge?    Dressing them for a trip to the mall?   A whole weekend in a luxury resort?
Just saying 'I want to F*** them" is not a very accurate description.   Some of you would do that to the closest Librarian or crack-whore.  I won't even stick my tongue out unless I have 3 hours to do something with it.
How about a category for 'Take home to show off to my friends',  or "stuck in an elevator with a bottle of ether".     Considering you wouldn't want to spend 20 seconds with one when it's 'That time', you might find your definitions have changed.
The POH might be good for Marilyn Monroe or Vivien Leigh.   How about including one your Mother would like?   Or one you'd want to take to a class re-union?  Or one you would want to threaten suicide if you left her?
Anyone can pick 12 for the vague description of F***.    Can do that in the grocery store checkout.  How about you challenge yourselves....
(The opinions expressed here do not reflect WIS or it's affiliates..)
In other words...

OMI don't play dat!
1/17/2011 3:46 AM
Posted by fencer024 on 1/17/2011 3:45:00 AM (view original):
In honor of this year's draft, I bring you this fantastic commercial

http://www.m2film.dk/fleggaard/trailer2.swf


Enjoy!
THAT's a COMMERCIAL?!

THAT's a country I want to live in!
1/17/2011 3:55 AM
Posted by omicron on 1/16/2011 10:26:00 PM (view original):
I have just seen an email about this draft.  I was looking in the wrong places for it.
I think your terms are not set correctly.    You need more rules.      For instance, what is it exactly you want from your pick?    3 hours of you being in complete charge?    Dressing them for a trip to the mall?   A whole weekend in a luxury resort?
Just saying 'I want to F*** them" is not a very accurate description.   Some of you would do that to the closest Librarian or crack-whore.  I won't even stick my tongue out unless I have 3 hours to do something with it.
How about a category for 'Take home to show off to my friends',  or "stuck in an elevator with a bottle of ether".     Considering you wouldn't want to spend 20 seconds with one when it's 'That time', you might find your definitions have changed.
The POH might be good for Marilyn Monroe or Vivien Leigh.   How about including one your Mother would like?   Or one you'd want to take to a class re-union?  Or one you would want to threaten suicide if you left her?
Anyone can pick 12 for the vague description of F***.    Can do that in the grocery store checkout.  How about you challenge yourselves....
(The opinions expressed here do not reflect WIS or it's affiliates..)

Excellent questions.

It helps to think of this exercise as just an establishing of which picker has exclusive draft rights to which pickees.  You are given the opportunity to select a talent base which will be at your beck and call exclusively. 

Precisely how you wish to have the fantasies play out is not required to be made public, and certainly not when announcing your draft pick.

However, anyone who wishes to give a scouting report on just what role/position a given draftee will fill certainly has the right and ability to announce that from the cyberpodium when making their choice.

Your proposed categories do inspire, and I may borrow more than one as the draft progresses.

1/17/2011 10:31 AM
I had a theme last draft: Blond hair, blue eyes, long legs, & big ****!  Achtung baby!
1/17/2011 10:42 AM
Im looking at my list and see a definante theme.
1/17/2011 10:43 AM
And does "that time" really stop guys?

I dated a girl for a while who referred to that as crime scene sex, which I found to be hysterical and a well-adjusted attitude to have about it.

Sure, that may cause a man to lose his courage to go downtown, but otherwise?  What's the big deal?  (Note: Considering the man has been made aware of it ahead of time.  Nobody should be expected to handle that kind of surprise well.)
1/17/2011 10:49 AM

FYI, worms asked me to pick for him if he's not back in time.  So, when it's his turn, just sitemail me.

1/17/2011 12:39 PM
If anyone wants too move up in the first. I would be willing to swap 1st, 2nd, and 4th round picks. Let me know if anyone wants too.
1/17/2011 12:47 PM

Did anyone sitemail szczubelek.

1/17/2011 1:35 PM
Posted by rydart25 on 1/17/2011 1:35:00 PM (view original):

Did anyone sitemail szczubelek.

Yes. I did immediately after my pick last night (which came pretty much as soon as Jim made his).
1/17/2011 1:49 PM
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