You might make 25 shots against my team, if you're lucky.

I'm going to let you in on a little secret, Sly: nobody cares what you think. Furthermore, we'd all appreciate it if you kept your sly remarks to yourself. If you're good, congratulations. If you're bad, nobody's going to hate you for it. But when you talk as much trash as you do, you better be able to back it up. Most of the time you don't do as well as you predict you will. With all due respect to the Clipper-like playoff success you have had in the seasons I've known you, you'd be best served shutting the hell up.

Posted by bds9992 on 8/22/2016 12:01:00 AM (view original):
I'm going to let you in on a little secret, Sly: nobody cares what you think. Furthermore, we'd all appreciate it if you kept your sly remarks to yourself. If you're good, congratulations. If you're bad, nobody's going to hate you for it. But when you talk as much trash as you do, you better be able to back it up. Most of the time you don't do as well as you predict you will. With all due respect to the Clipper-like playoff success you have had in the seasons I've known you, you'd be best served shutting the hell up.

Please, son. That's comedy. No, really, I'm laughing. Just let me know when you win a title. In ANY league. Because I don't see you've done so yet.

Speaking of comedy, Jim Jefferies is funny. Jimmy Carr is also pretty funny, it turns out. I'm also a big Anthony Jeselnik fan. You, not so much.

Remember the recent Season Specific Draft League? We were in the same division. You were fifth in the division. I was first in the division. And I went on to win the title.

I did make a pretty solid pun, so you're entitled to laugh sincerely. It may be the only sincere thing of which you're capable, but i guess it'll have to do.

Seriously. You are terrible at this. You will just have to learn how to deal with being inferior.

Posted by slymonium on 8/22/2016 12:07:00 AM (view original):
Remember the recent Season Specific Draft League? We were in the same division. You were fifth in the division. I was first in the division. And I went on to win the title.

I'll just quote this for you so you don't miss it.

I've done like 20 seasons with you. Several times you declared you're going to put the smackdown on everybody, and you came up short. I remember many of your teams for that exact reason. Penny's Boozers, Kemp's Kids, Boozer Boozer, all belly up.

Just shut up. I'm not the only one you've rubbed the wrong way. Quit while you're behind.

You're better at this than me, but you're also a snotty little *****. You've earned my respect on this site, but not in life.

p-r-i-c-k

I don't remember many of yours because I never see them in the playoffs

Are you going to whine and beg for a rule change in this league because you're not intelligent enough to know the league rules like you did in URAPP?

17 seasons of no hiccups, then you come along and are the root of at least two major incidents in that league.

You're missing my point. I'm not as good as you at this game. I readily admit that. But that's not what we're discussing.

You're bad at life. If you have to smack down anyone who doesn't follow your draft rules, isn't good enough at this, doesn't vote the right way, or doesn't agree with you, then your priorities are out of order, and you are bad at being a human being.