Lefty 2B Topic

The Taint
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Training your character for such a task as turning handed double plays is going to cost some serious training points. That character will be unviable to do anything else like hunt orcs or kobolds or tribbles.
4/17/2008 11:46 AM
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Maybe all along uncleal has been planning on beaming the ball to first base.
Add that to the methods list.
4/17/2008 11:52 AM
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Quote: Originally Posted By reddevil19 on 4/17/2008
Maybe all along uncleal has been planning on beaming the ball to first base.
Add that to the methods list.
Ah, the "Scotty" method.

Energize.
4/17/2008 11:56 AM
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IZQUIEDO, SOUTHPAW MASTER
4/17/2008 12:01 PM
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I believe the evil Mr. Spock from the "Mirror, Mirror" episode could play a mean LH 2B:
4/17/2008 12:02 PM
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Ah, but that Spock was right-handed.
They should use a red-shirt to play LH2B since he'll be injured severely on the field and taken to sickbay.
"Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a -handed second baseman!"
4/17/2008 12:05 PM
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Uncleal may also be planning to use a phaser on the batter to ensure that he cannot actually run to first base, thus giving him plenty of time to complete the throw.
4/17/2008 12:05 PM
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I didn't think this thread could get funnier.

I was wrong.
4/17/2008 12:31 PM
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Did uncleal really just threaten to have someone banned on another board for "stalking?"
4/17/2008 12:56 PM
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This thread has been most excellent.
4/17/2008 1:55 PM
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Quote: Originally Posted By billyho1515 on 4/17/2008
Did uncleal really just threaten to have someone banned on another board for "stalking?"
I think he threatened to ban Tom Selleck from traveling to Denmark.

4/17/2008 2:39 PM
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Tom will be crushed, he loves the rotten stench so......
4/17/2008 3:38 PM
reddevil19
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Quote: Originally Posted By jamsing7 on 4/17/2008
Tom will be crushed, he loves the rotten stench so......
Uncleal burned a serious bridge with that one. If I was mistaken, ol unc could have given Tom Selleck a Hawaiian shirt and hired him to invesitigate the "stalker."
4/17/2008 3:44 PM
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They were going to remake "Mr. Baseball," but have him traded to Denmark instead of Japan.
But now ...
4/17/2008 3:49 PM
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Uncle let the cat out of the bag....DAMNIT
4/17/2008 5:08 PM
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