I fear that interest is on the wane. It's obvious that uncleal has no video to post, and his smug little "Patience is a virtue" act has gone nowhere. On the other hand, it got kind of fun when out of the blue he threw a conniption and threatened to ban everybody from his Hale Bopp spaceship.
To liven things up, I have another possible technique. Shortstop fields the ball flips it to second -- a little higher than usual, a little bit harder than usual and with a bit of sidespin. The LH2B, mimicking a soccer player, heads the ball toward first base. The HEADER.
I'm not convinced that it would work, but I am convinced that it is at least as good as uncleal's proposed EXORCIST technique.
(I came up with this idea during my 10-year-old's AAU game this weekend. On a little soft liner in the infield, the first baseman leaped and reached for the ball but only managed to tip it off the webbing of his glove. The second baseman, who was moving behind the first baseman, had been in position to catch the ball but when the first baseman tipped it, it went over the 2B's glvoe and hit him on the top of the head. The second baseman, if anyone cares, was right handed.)