Posted by MikeT23 on 3/27/2014 9:05:00 AM (view original):
Why would I keep posting the same thing if I hope everyone stops? Let me introduce you to bad_luck. He had a 100 page, 30 day argument about the age of the earth. He'd still be having it if biztica hadn't disappeared. He's argued with me about Edgar Martinez for 18 months. EM will pop up in any thread as will any other topic he's argued about since creating his alias back in 2012. Obviously you're a ******* moron. Which surprises no one.
And, just as obvious, I have a god-like ability to not get hit in the face with groundballs. Oddly, enough, in my 45+ years around ballfields(not to mention games I've watched on TV), the people around me have the same god-like ability(save a sorry 9 y/o, a chick and a drunk dude). Perhaps my awesome ability to not get hit in the face with a batted ball is like a force field that protects everyone around me. Perhaps, when I die, I'll donate my body to science so they can figure it out.
Um, we didn't argue about Edgar Martinez for 18 months. The actual argument lasted for about 5 minutes. The rest of the time I was making fun of you for being a ******* idiot and saying things like:
"Edgar Martinez and Bernie Williams were comparable offensive players."
"Edgar Martinez walked a lot, that's bad IMO."
Please describe the "survival instincts" that you posses that Miguel Cabrera, Aramis Ramirez, Joe Crede, and Gordon Beckham do not. What did these "instincts" allow you to do to avoid the ball to the face?