Posted by tylermathias on 8/3/2010 11:45:00 AM (view original):

Posted by rlahann on 8/3/2010 11:41:00 AM (view original):
He actually might...at least old-school TM would--at least one of the pitchers.  Which means that in terms of the rape claims, he might be clean.   More like he just bought Bret a bunch of vodka sours and asked him where he got his bad-*** haircut.

That's strong.

Would that I could Megan it.

Posted by rlahann on 8/3/2010 11:41:00 AM (view original):
He actually might...at least old-school TM would--at least one of the pitchers.  Which means that in terms of the rape claims, he might be clean.   More like he just bought Bret a bunch of vodka sours and asked him where he got his bad-*** haircut.

I don't like vodka

Siriusly, though...Oswalt is AAAA, but it's bret, he can use him.  Trammell should be capable of an .800 OPS as half of a corner OF platoon (they can work, dammit), and yeah, the reliever is trash.  Maybe as close as I can get to rape, but that doesn't make it actual rape.  Barkley's just an above average 3B.

Posted by antonsirius on 8/3/2010 11:47:00 AM (view original):

Posted by tylermathias on 8/3/2010 11:45:00 AM (view original):

Posted by rlahann on 8/3/2010 11:41:00 AM (view original):
He actually might...at least old-school TM would--at least one of the pitchers.  Which means that in terms of the rape claims, he might be clean.   More like he just bought Bret a bunch of vodka sours and asked him where he got his bad-*** haircut.

That's strong.

Would that I could Megan it.

I did Megan it.

<a style="color:black;" href="http://www.whatifsports.com/hbd/Pages/Popups/PlayerProfile.aspx?pid=3319148" target="_blank">Rob Barkley</a>

for

<a style="color:black;" href="http://www.whatifsports.com/hbd/Pages/Popups/PlayerProfile.aspx?pid=3320406" target="_blank">J.R. Trammell</a>
<a style="color:black;" href="http://www.whatifsports.com/hbd/Pages/Popups/PlayerProfile.aspx?pid=3320422" target="_blank">Colby Oswalt</a>
<a style="color:black;" href="http://www.whatifsports.com/hbd/Pages/Popups/PlayerProfile.aspx?pid=3317744" target="_blank">Glendon Nixon</a>

Posted by tylermathias on 8/3/2010 11:47:00 AM (view original):
Siriusly, though...Oswalt is AAAA, but it's bret, he can use him.  Trammell should be capable of an .800 OPS as half of a corner OF platoon (they can work, dammit), and yeah, the reliever is trash.  Maybe as close as I can get to rape, but that doesn't make it actual rape.  Barkley's just an above average 3B.

in your words:
a above-average 3B
for
a AAAA SP
a platoon COF that could work
and garbage


and you say you are incapable of rape?

tisi is fired up.

I still don't like vodka

or bored.   one or the other.

And it's bret - we shouldn't be concerned that he only got a nickel and a penny in exchange for his quarter - we should be thrilled that he managed to get the nickel.

Posted by bret2775 on 8/3/2010 11:53:00 AM (view original):
I still don't like vodka

that's why he sweetened it with the roofie.

Posted by antonsirius on 8/3/2010 11:47:00 AM (view original):

Posted by tylermathias on 8/3/2010 11:45:00 AM (view original):

Posted by rlahann on 8/3/2010 11:41:00 AM (view original):
He actually might...at least old-school TM would--at least one of the pitchers.  Which means that in terms of the rape claims, he might be clean.   More like he just bought Bret a bunch of vodka sours and asked him where he got his bad-*** haircut.

That's strong.

Would that I could Megan it.

Don't you use the subjunctive on me, young man.

uh-oh.  if those two get into it on writing styles...

Posted by tisi29 on 8/3/2010 11:51:00 AM (view original):

Posted by tylermathias on 8/3/2010 11:47:00 AM (view original):
Siriusly, though...Oswalt is AAAA, but it's bret, he can use him.  Trammell should be capable of an .800 OPS as half of a corner OF platoon (they can work, dammit), and yeah, the reliever is trash.  Maybe as close as I can get to rape, but that doesn't make it actual rape.  Barkley's just an above average 3B.

in your words:
a above-average 3B
for
a AAAA SP
a platoon COF that could work
and garbage


and you say you are incapable of rape?

To be clear, Trammell will work as a platoon guy.  The "can" was in reference to platoons in general.  Add in the fact that young AAAA SPs are not valueless, and yeah, I still say no rape.

Posted by tisi29 on 8/3/2010 11:53:00 AM (view original):
or bored.   one or the other.

It's kind of annoying.  Even if you think it was rape, you should be happy for me.  You let all kinds of rapier stuff pass with nary a comment.