Fat guys running hard is the sweetest thing in baseball!
Portly Blue Jays catcher Alejandro Kirk recently stole his 2nd career base (ZERO career caught stealing, by the way), and received a standing ovation for it:
YouTube clip
I found this blurry screenshot of Kirk running:
I then asked ChatGPT to sharpen the image while making Kirk 15% fatter:
What a time to be alive!
Believe It or Don't!