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tracyr
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1 keeper league - Chris Johnson or Ray Rice?
8/4/2010 12:49 PM
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Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 12:19:00 PM (view original):
Posted by Fregoe on 8/4/2010 12:14:00 PM (view original):
I drink at minimum a gallon of water a day.  I hardly ever drink anything else.... once in a while I have a propel or a vidration or maybe crystal light.  But 95% of what I drink (excpet when  iam out which isnt very offten anymore) is water.
You also take weight loss pills, like a little *****.

I am weight loss pill free for over a year

8/4/2010 12:50 PM
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Posted by dherz_263 on 8/4/2010 12:45:00 PM (view original):
it is, and if you bring a player up after 20, or 21 minor league game cycles, in their first season, they will have 4 pre arb seasons where they are making under 400k a season
Right...  but isn't the logic to just look at how many ML games have been played before you bring him up...  not how many minor league games have been played?
8/4/2010 12:50 PM
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Posted by tracyr on 8/4/2010 12:49:00 PM (view original):
1 keeper league - Chris Johnson or Ray Rice?
Can't go wrong.
8/4/2010 12:50 PM
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Posted by robusk on 8/4/2010 12:43:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dherz_263 on 8/4/2010 12:42:00 PM (view original):
Posted by rlahann on 8/4/2010 12:34:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dherz_263 on 8/4/2010 12:25:00 PM (view original):
Posted by rlahann on 8/4/2010 12:23:00 PM (view original):
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Posted by tlak1038 on 8/4/2010 12:14:00 PM (view original):
Is it after game 20 where you can an extra year of holding off arbitration? ****, probably should've just waited on bringing up Willie Pascual, he's been hitting like **** so far anyway...
its after 20 minor league games
false
fine, game cycles
Still false, I think.
its not, any stint in the minors less than 20 games, is counted as ML experience.  When the player stays there for 20 games or more, the time they spent in the minors, counts as minor league time

edited, because apparantly 30 and 20 are different
Really?  I thought the arb clock was triggered by ML games played.
It is...which is why Dherz is close to right, but not quite.  It's 20 ML days that is the standard...I'm fairly sure.  And, I think the ML day clock and minor league day clock don't start at the same time.  I actually don't think the second even exists.   Although I haven't looked at it in awhile so I could be misremembering.
8/4/2010 12:50 PM
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Posted by robusk on 8/4/2010 12:50:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dherz_263 on 8/4/2010 12:45:00 PM (view original):
it is, and if you bring a player up after 20, or 21 minor league game cycles, in their first season, they will have 4 pre arb seasons where they are making under 400k a season
Right...  but isn't the logic to just look at how many ML games have been played before you bring him up...  not how many minor league games have been played?
Look at ML days...allows you to bring him up two or three games earlier.
8/4/2010 12:51 PM
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Posted by tylermathias on 8/4/2010 12:22:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 12:21:00 PM (view original):
Posted by Fregoe on 8/4/2010 12:15:00 PM (view original):
or on vacation... than I eat and drink terrble...  while in Uganda I am not sure what I am going to drink.  I am probably gonna be afraid to eat or drink anything
You're going to Uganda? First I've heard of it.
I wonder if he's trying to raise money.  Seems like an expensive trip.
damn right I am......   if interested in helping out send a SM      over under I SM's I get is 1
8/4/2010 12:51 PM
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Posted by rlahann on 8/4/2010 12:50:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 8/4/2010 12:43:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dherz_263 on 8/4/2010 12:42:00 PM (view original):
Posted by rlahann on 8/4/2010 12:34:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dherz_263 on 8/4/2010 12:25:00 PM (view original):
Posted by rlahann on 8/4/2010 12:23:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dherz_263 on 8/4/2010 12:15:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tlak1038 on 8/4/2010 12:14:00 PM (view original):
Is it after game 20 where you can an extra year of holding off arbitration? ****, probably should've just waited on bringing up Willie Pascual, he's been hitting like **** so far anyway...
its after 20 minor league games
false
fine, game cycles
Still false, I think.
its not, any stint in the minors less than 20 games, is counted as ML experience.  When the player stays there for 20 games or more, the time they spent in the minors, counts as minor league time

edited, because apparantly 30 and 20 are different
Really?  I thought the arb clock was triggered by ML games played.
It is...which is why Dherz is close to right, but not quite.  It's 20 ML days that is the standard...I'm fairly sure.  And, I think the ML day clock and minor league day clock don't start at the same time.  I actually don't think the second even exists.   Although I haven't looked at it in awhile so I could be misremembering.
Okay.  Cool.  That is what I thought.
8/4/2010 12:51 PM
Fregoe
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Posted by vandydave on 8/4/2010 12:24:00 PM (view original):
Posted by Fregoe on 8/4/2010 12:19:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dherz_263 on 8/4/2010 12:16:00 PM (view original):
Posted by Fregoe on 8/4/2010 12:15:00 PM (view original):
or on vacation... than I eat and drink terrble...  while in Uganda I am not sure what I am going to drink.  I am probably gonna be afraid to eat or drink anything
are you going to be staying with villagers?  After watching various Andrew Zimmerman shows on the travel channel,I am pretty sure your diet is going to be a lot of chicken, insect, and fruit
most nights I will be in a hotel with running water....   from what I hear our meals are gonna be mostly local foods but where they dont eat chicken very often we will have that option.  we will be in kampala most of the time and there are modern restraunts that we will be eating at most nights I am told.
i'd get an antibiotic prescription filled ahead of time just in case
done....  got all my shots, malaria and typhoid pills too
8/4/2010 12:52 PM
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Posted by larry_jew on 8/4/2010 12:29:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 8/4/2010 12:23:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 12:19:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 8/4/2010 12:14:00 PM (view original):
Posted by larry_jew on 8/4/2010 12:13:00 PM (view original):
I say we all chip in and get tm a new wheelhouse.    
I hope we're still doing this when we're in our 50's.
Isn't that like three years from now for you two?
I've still got nearly 16 years.  What's gin, like 31?
With your habits I doubt you'll see 50, so there's a potential shtickless golden age there.
Fair point.
8/4/2010 12:53 PM
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Posted by robusk on 8/4/2010 12:50:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dherz_263 on 8/4/2010 12:45:00 PM (view original):
it is, and if you bring a player up after 20, or 21 minor league game cycles, in their first season, they will have 4 pre arb seasons where they are making under 400k a season
Right...  but isn't the logic to just look at how many ML games have been played before you bring him up...  not how many minor league games have been played?
no
8/4/2010 12:53 PM
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Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 12:31:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 8/4/2010 12:21:00 PM (view original):
"Usual wheelhouse" is like "proceed forward"

I just included a useless word already covered by the definition of the meaningful word.  My old lawyering skills professor would be ashamed, but you still don't get to have extra wheelhousii.
90% of your words are useless. I've already called squatter's rights on those wheelhouses, so you're not taking them from me.
Well, now you're just being unreasonable.
8/4/2010 12:53 PM
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Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 12:33:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 8/4/2010 12:22:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 12:21:00 PM (view original):
Posted by Fregoe on 8/4/2010 12:15:00 PM (view original):
or on vacation... than I eat and drink terrble...  while in Uganda I am not sure what I am going to drink.  I am probably gonna be afraid to eat or drink anything
You're going to Uganda? First I've heard of it.
I wonder if he's trying to raise money.  Seems like an expensive trip.
I disagree. I think handjobs are a nickel over there. I don't think it'll cost much money at all for him to just creep around.
Yeah, but what about the bottled water?  Pay attention.
8/4/2010 12:54 PM
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Posted by robusk on 8/4/2010 12:42:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 12:39:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 8/4/2010 12:35:00 PM (view original):
Who is that directed to?  I have never done 1/100th of a second of some faggy video workout.
Fregoe, obvi.
Does he actually do that ****?

He is getting worse the more I learn about him today.  Diet pills and P90X?  He may as well start sucking ****.
I took stacker for a few months a few years ago...  and I did do p90x...   you actually started talking about some other workout you did and how awesome it is when I mentioned it here...  your memeory sucks.     and I could give two ***** what you think about me.  I get laid by hot chicks that are over the legal age and I dont have to drug them to get them to bang me....  and I get repeat customers... all while having a gf
8/4/2010 12:56 PM
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Posted by tylermathias on 8/4/2010 12:54:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 12:33:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 8/4/2010 12:22:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 12:21:00 PM (view original):
Posted by Fregoe on 8/4/2010 12:15:00 PM (view original):
or on vacation... than I eat and drink terrble...  while in Uganda I am not sure what I am going to drink.  I am probably gonna be afraid to eat or drink anything
You're going to Uganda? First I've heard of it.
I wonder if he's trying to raise money.  Seems like an expensive trip.
I disagree. I think handjobs are a nickel over there. I don't think it'll cost much money at all for him to just creep around.
Yeah, but what about the bottled water?  Pay attention.
You'd better be able to get better than a handjob for a bottle of water
8/4/2010 12:56 PM
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