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MikeT23
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Yeah but I'd add "*****" to the end of it so she'd know she needed to eat her sandwich and GTFO. Nothing worse than a one-nighter hanging around into the afternoon.
3/2/2010 11:04 AM
deanod
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do you recall mocking me when i posted in MG world chat that i would trade ted lincoln for a frontline starter in his prime?

if so, what would you call tom wells?
3/2/2010 11:35 AM
MikeT23
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No, I do not. But I will say that anyone who trades a top SP for a COF who slugs under .400 and doesn't steal bases is stupid.

Tom.
3/2/2010 11:36 AM
deanod
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lincoln is slugging .426 this season...couldn't you argue that trop merely cannot resist his tankerly nature and therefore had to pull the trigger?
3/2/2010 11:43 AM
MikeT23
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His career slugging is under .400. That is exactly what I'm thinking about the deal. trop is in 2nd, within striking distance of first and definitely in the WC hunt. His offense is 6th in runs scored but his pitching is below league average. So his solution is to trade pitching.
3/2/2010 11:49 AM
wylie715
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will deanod ever have sex?? with a woman, I mean.
3/2/2010 12:18 PM
MikeT23
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I somehow doubt it. Some blind squirrels never find a nut. They just die virgins with calloused palms.
3/2/2010 12:25 PM
Braziman
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If a blind squirrel didn't wear that hideous vest, would it have more sex than deano?
3/2/2010 12:31 PM
deathinahole
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Is deano's father missing his National Geographic collection?
3/2/2010 12:34 PM
wylie715
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what are the odds of this? deano can't get a woman to have sex with him, yet ODG has had sex at least twice supposedly.
3/2/2010 12:37 PM
MikeT23
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Yes, he would.

No, deano has not stolen my NatGeo's.

There are two possible explanations: 1. OWB bought her. 2. OWB bought sex with her.
3/2/2010 12:41 PM
deanod
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is it not possible that ODG gave her $20 and convinced her that his ***** was actually her fist?
3/2/2010 12:46 PM
MikeT23
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That would be a variation of explanation #2.
3/2/2010 12:52 PM
usfbully
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What type of SB numbers would you expect a 100 spd 50 base running player put up over say, 100 attempts?
3/2/2010 2:34 PM
MikeT23
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Without knowing the world and the catchers being used, I have no idea. But it probably won't be as good as you'd expect.
3/2/2010 2:36 PM
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