After looking over the roster we've been given, it would have been easy enough to be a total dick and select Coors, Mile High, Wrigley, Hilltop or a few other high-octane parks. Some of our "illustrious" moundsmen would have gigantic WHIPS (They may still).
Taking one last look, I started noticing the names of the parks. This one is named after a very famous man, who was known to have dicked around on his wife...if you believe the rumors. Possible affairs were Lee Remick, Kim Novak, and some say he and his brother may have actually been with the same woman...Marilyn Monroe.
Let's go with RFK Stadium - Washington Senators (1962-1971)