Have you ever owned a pair of jorts?

I'm an old musclehead. So, yes, I can answer fitness/exercise/nutrition questions.

No, canucks love the denim and are largely overweight.

If that's slang for jean shorts, I have. But I have never worn cut-off jean shorts.

So I am trying a new workout plan from Men's Health Magazine to gain muscle on my 5'8" 143 frame. The work out leaves me nearly useless because I am so sore. Is there something I can do to rebound from workouts faster or is it just a matter of my muscles adjusting to an intense workout plan?

Why do fat chicks give good head?

The soreness will lessen eventually as you build up muscle. In the meantime, you need to "feed" your tiny muscles. I'd recommend heading down to the GNC and getting a protein product to supplement your diet. Also, stretch in the morning and, if you can handle it, do some light weight, high rep excercises on the body part(s) you worked the previous day. If you don't have any weights are home, buy a couple of 15-20 lb dumbbells. If you're too broke for that, just do some push-ups and squats. You want to get blood back into the area so the torn muscle will heal faster.

Fat chicks are no more, no less proficient at head than regular chicks. Although, because they're fat, they may be quicker to do it in order to get attention.

What would you do if this happened to you at a game?

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5098407

If I put two and two together, mrs danny is not a fat chick. Thus, is she bad at giving head?

I'm not a link kind of guy.

I wouldn't know. Nor do I care to.

My doctor told me at my recent physical that I am overweight at 5'7", 175 lbs of strapping muscle and beer belly, and that I need to lose 15 lbs.

Should I listen to her and change my diet and start to exercise, or should I continue my "comfortable" lifestyle and John Daly-esque eating habits?

Quote: Originally posted by MikeT23 on 4/16/2010I'm not a link kind of guy.I wouldn't know.  Nor do I care to.

Would you believe this is the headline?

Man accused of vomiting on girl at game
PHILADELPHIA -- A New Jersey man is facing charges after police say he intentionally vomited on an 11-year-old girl and her father in the stands during a Philadelphia Phillies game.

Now, what would you do if this happened to you?

Will todd ever meet a woman shorter than him?

If I trade for a player that was promoted from AAA to the ML this season but had a bad stint will he take a demotion penalty if I assign him to AAA once I get him?

If I demote a player to AAA from the ML level before he's ever played a game in the MLs will he take a demotion penalty?