ASK THE MIKET23 THREAD, PT. 6 Topic

MikeT23
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Just heard it on ESPN.  I'll believe it when he sits out a full season.  I think this may be "I'm here to rescue your team!!!" after 5-6 games scenario.   That's really all he has left in his bag of attentionwhoreness. 
8/3/2010 11:05 AM
kermit
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Does the NFL wish they hadn't made Minnesota-NO the first game of the season now?

8/3/2010 11:09 AM
MikeT23
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Tavaris Jackson vs. Drew Brees sure doesn't seem like a hot sell.
8/3/2010 12:17 PM
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Does Minnesota have anyone besides old time single wing tailbacks to play quarterback besides the Fav-ree?
8/3/2010 12:24 PM
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Jackson and Sage Rosenfels are the only two I know of.   I'm sure they'll start working the phones to get a Chris Simms, Derek Anderson or someone like that to compete for the spot. 
8/3/2010 12:28 PM
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Should the Vikings make a call to JaMarcus Russell?

8/3/2010 3:38 PM
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There's already some speculation that Brett's "retirement" is a ploy to get more money. Will it work?
8/3/2010 3:40 PM
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Why would you need more money when you already have a bangin' Levi's add?
8/3/2010 3:44 PM
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How much money would you get for an ad for Wrangler which people think is for Levi's?
8/3/2010 3:52 PM
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The CDC says America is becoming fatter. Nine states have obesity rates over 30%. Wisconsin is not one of those nine. How can this be?
8/3/2010 3:56 PM
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A coworker just announced that Brett is now on his "Punch list". Why wasn't he already on the Punch list? Who is on MikeT's Punch list?
8/3/2010 4:04 PM
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Imagine the marketing for Purple Drank with Jamarcus in the Purple and Gold.

I doubt it's about money.  I think he wants to be the hero after the bye week.   Maybe they're 0-3, 1-2 and Brett rides in on his white horse to save the season.  Yay, Brett!!!

It seems there's some misconception about which jean he pitches.

Seems like you'd have to pay for that.   Maybe that's why they're speculating it's about money.  Brett has to pay Wrangler because too many people think he's pitching Levis.

WI got so fat the US no longer recognizes their statehood.  They're part of Canada.   But, on the bright side, they went from being one of the fattest, dumbest states in the US to one of the slimmer, smarter provinces in Canada.   UPGRADE!!!!

 

8/3/2010 4:09 PM
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If he lives in Packerland, Brett should have already been on his punch list.   My punch list centers largely around baseball.   Pedro for flinging Zim to the ground.  Mussina for giving up a 3 run homer and two run scoring doubles every time I took a **** break.   Schilling for being Schilling(although, the more I listen to him now, the less I want to punch him).  Pedroia because he's an annoying little turd.   The Big Unit for sucking in NY.   I'm thinking about expanding into football and adding Jamarcus but I'd probably have to add Marinovich so I'm holding off for now.  Marinovich is a 40 year old skateboarder who gets busted for having 2 joints in his pocket.   That probably deserves a punching in and of itself but I'm just not prepared to do that yet.
8/3/2010 4:14 PM
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I need some guidance about what qualifies a person for your punch list. How can somebody like Marinovich, whose name nobody remembers, be on your list and not Al Davis (or at least Jon Gruden)?
8/3/2010 5:40 PM
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Al Davis and Jon Gruden would punch their mommas to win a meaningless game in November.  Marinovich couldn't stop smoking dope long enough to learn the playbook.
8/3/2010 6:00 PM
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